Researchers Create a Protein Map of Human Spit 110
Ant writes "United States researchers have identified all 1,116 unique proteins found in human saliva glands. It was a discovery they said on Tuesday that could usher in a wave of convenient, spit-based diagnostic tests that could be done without the need for a single drop of blood. As many as 20 percent of the proteins found in saliva are also found in blood, said Fred Hagen, a researcher at the University of Rochester Medical Center in New York who worked on the study."
Can't use this test (Score:2, Funny)
easy way to get 100% of the proteins (Score:5, Funny)
i call dibs on the patent to beating patients as a diagnostic tool.
anyone want to participate in clinical trials?
why can't people use the subject field (Score:3, Funny)
killing me are the sentences (Score:1, Funny)
"Researchers in the United States announced Tuesday that they have identified all 1,116 unique proteins found in human saliva glands. The discovery could usher in a wave of convenient, spit-based diagnostic tests that could be done without the need for a single drop of blood. Fred Hagen, a researcher at the University of Rochester Medical Center in New York who worked on the study, said that as many as 20 percent of the proteins found in saliva are also found in blood."
Not perfect, but much more readable, would you not agree?
(Coincidentally, the fortune at the bottom of the submit page reads, "Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing." I find that more than a little strange...)
Fill this, fill that... (Score:5, Funny)
Protein Map of Human Swallows? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How is this test administered? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Yes... (Score:3, Funny)
So you mean all women?