Blue Lights To Reset Internal Clocks 332
holy_calamity writes "Researchers at RPI are testing the effects of putting blue LEDs inside cars to keep drivers alert. People driving through the night are much more likely to cause accidents because our circadian rhythms just want to sleep — blue light at around 450nm wavelength can fool them into thinking it's morning and keep them awake."
Does this mean that ... (Score:5, Funny)
For morning people, maybe.. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm rarely awake before 2pm, you insensitive clod!
Assumes you have a normal sleep cycle (Score:2, Funny)
Oh yes (Score:2, Funny)
I need to install one of these on top of my monitor!
Jokes?? (Score:5, Funny)
A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a "blue" light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a "blue" light bulb?
A: None. Televangelists screw in motels.
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a "blue" light bulb?
A: Both of them.
Another idea: (Score:4, Funny)
Red+Blue (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously though, it would be better to just not drive when tired. Also wouldn't screwing around with your internal body clock mess you up more?
Re:Please place all * light jokes in this thread. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Soft red... (Score:5, Funny)
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When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Hmmmm. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this really the answer? (Score:2, Funny)
I like my future like I like my movies... blue.
Re:Please place all * light jokes in this thread. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Does this mean that ... (Score:3, Funny)
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When I travel by plane, I never get any sleep. Kids yelling, flight attendants interrupting me.
But, when I'm driving myself, I can fall asleep no problem. Get some of my best shuteye when I'm behind the wheel.......
Re:Is this really the answer? (Score:1, Funny)
I already have blue lights. (Score:3, Funny)
A potential customer!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Make Sure you get some blue lights to keep you going all night....
Re:Please place all * light jokes in this thread. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Blue wavelengths = No night vision as well (Score:3, Funny)
The nasty headlighteseseses, it burns!
Re:Is this really the answer? (Score:2, Funny)
I know it was there though, I could hear it breathing.