The Real Body Snatchers 280
An anonymous reader writes "The BBC are reporting on a grisly trade lying behind the booming business for replacement body parts in medical procedures. Many unscrupulous "dealers" will procure body parts from anyone willing to deal them — e.g., undertakers, medics — and will process them for resale onto legitimate companies. Apparently a fully processed cadaver can fetch up to $250,000. Now, who says I'm worth more alive than dead?"
Attention teenage single mothers (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
It depends... do you know the secret combination to a safe holding multibilion dollar amounts and are susceptible of talking under... preemptive advice?
Re:When does the government get involved? (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm (Score:4, Funny)
Don't get the wrong idea, I'm quite attached to it.
So you'll have to prise it from my cold dead hands (or over my dead body)...
Oh wait...
They are trading bears? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Niven was right. (Score:1, Funny)
George Carlin was right, someonelse too (Score:4, Funny)
I can beat that (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One future cadaver for sale, liver not included (Score:3, Funny)
Sure sure... (Score:4, Funny)
Are you sure it wasn't your cousin's mother's sister's uncle?
Shhhh..... (Score:3, Funny)
Oblig. Futurama (Score:5, Funny)
Shady organ dealer: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Shady organ dealer: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.
Re:You think it's no big deal (Score:5, Funny)
The Value of Taco's Body (Score:3, Funny)
I didn't think so.
Re:I don't get the big deal.... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, thanks a lot... (Score:3, Funny)
Let's see:
Organ donor card? check.
Sunday NY times? check.
1994 jeep cherokee? check.
road map of my nations capitol with dump sites marked? check.
All right, I'm ready for the end, when it comes.
"I'm not affraid of dieing. Ijust don't want to be there when it happens."
They can have my body (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You think it's no big deal (Score:1, Funny)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates [theonion.com]
Re:You think it's no big deal (Score:5, Funny)
Anyway, to make a long story short, she was missing three fingers, her left kneecap, three and a half yards of small intestine, three quarters of her right lung, and her spleen. Really scary stuff.
Re:I don't get the big deal.... (Score:5, Funny)
Transplant quality? Of course it's transplant quality! Here at Honest Ed's Used Body Parts, all our parts are transplant quality! Take this pelvis for instance, almost good as new. Belonged to a little old lady who only used it to walk to church on Sundays. What? Yeah, I suppose that could be a little osteoporosis there, but I'll have the boys in the shop fix that right up. Put a couple of titanium pins in and it's good as new. Listen, if it's such a big problem, I can even throw in a couple of ears to sweeten the deal, maybe a lung.
Re:I don't get the big deal.... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure they asked the deceased, and hearing no objection, decided to sell the body parts.
Re:Sure sure... (Score:3, Funny)
He's from Arkansas, it's the same guy!
Over my dead body!!! (Score:2, Funny)
OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!