One Minute of Science Per Five Hours of Cable News 184
ideonexus writes "The Pew group has released its annual study into the state of news media. They conclude that science and technology content is a rare treat for cable newscast viewers; some five hours of programming could pass with the average viewer seeing only one minute of science news coverage."
It's probably a good thing... (Score:5, Funny)
The Pew group? (Score:2, Funny)
I'm so sorry, really. I'll go now.
Well, at least you can say one good thing... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:consequences... (Score:4, Funny)
That's right (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot, because you're worth it.
Dear USA... (Score:-1, Funny)
Please continue edumacating yourselves back into the stone age.
We eagerly anticipate buying up all your land, population and resources for the price of a few shiny beads.
Sincerely,
The Rest Of The World.
Unfortunately... (Score:2, Funny)
Misread that headline (Score:5, Funny)
For a minute, I thought it read "one minute of SILENCE for five hours of cable news".
If only.
Re:Well, at least you can say one good thing... (Score:4, Funny)
She could discuss the application of elevated temperature corn porridge to the unclothed human anatomy resulting in loss of motor functions due to extreme fear.