Japan's Unique Cow/Whale Hybrid Experiments 348
RemyBR writes "Controversial scientific research happens all the time, but a review conducted by scientists in Japan uncovered a list of 'bizarre' trials - including one program designed to crossbreed cows with whales.'Scientists have analyzed 43 research papers produced by Japan over 18 years, finding most were useless or esoteric. The scientific research included injecting minke whale sperm into cows eggs, and attempts to produce test-tube whale babies.'"
Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
Of all the animals you had to pick from you went with cows and whales? Cows and wales? What's next? Sloths and sea sponges? You had the chance to go Island of Doctor Moreau and you tried to recreate a manatee (hello? already exists!) instead of
On the other hand, I could also defend it with other logic, just as solid:
I don't see anything wrong with it. It was all a matter of time before this happened naturally anyways. Interspecies mating happens all the time between donkeys and horses resulting in a mule or hinny. Occasionally squash and pumpkin plants cross fertilize. It's common. Really, it was only a matter of time before a heard of cattle near the ocean resulted in a particularly rowdy bull wandering into the Ross Sea or Pacific Ocean to jump the bones of a minke whale thus creating a hybrid. Who knows, maybe these would be as useful as mules are? I'm sure the poor of third world countries could use another pack animal--now for oceanic voyages!
As Paris Hilton would say... (Score:4, Funny)
That's hot!
(clerks) (Score:3, Funny)
Isn't this how Cloverfield started? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:2, Funny)
I think it's going to be a pig-elephant.
(I clicked no karma bonus as it's a pretty weak joke)
man o' tee (Score:4, Funny)
It sounds funny now, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Pff. (Score:5, Funny)
DASTARDLY JAPANESE!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
*Gets modded to the depths of hell*
*Swears*
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:3, Funny)
Half bear Half pig (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
No kidding! In fact, when I read the headline my first thought is that these guys were experimenting with ways to put a stop to the rampant cow/whale breeding that has been taking place in cities like mine. It's really transformed my neighborhood in such a way that I'm no longer comfortable letting my kids play out front, at least not unsupervised.
related research (Score:5, Funny)
-how to use less fossil fuels in the preparation of whale meat to abide by the kyoto protocol
-classifying whale meat's umami taste factor
-topological descriptions of various folding models in the preparation of whale meat sushi
most of the scientific papers associated with this vastly important field of scientific research have concluded some amazing scientific findings, samples of the papers' conclusions:
"om nom nom nom nom nom..."
"BURP"
"pass the sapporo, onegai shimasu"
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:3, Funny)
Japan's research on Whales is like my research on (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
However, it will probably end up that a closeted gay, balding school teacher did all the "real" work. Even then, what good will it be if only has one ass?
Re:This sounds like a twisted subplot to an anime. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm thinking it's the whale sperm.
Re:man o' tee (Score:3, Funny)
Japan's response... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DASTARDLY JAPANESE!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:female whales = cows (Score:3, Funny)
Hardly unique (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where's the beef? (Score:4, Funny)
Nonsense. That is why there are people. To make and feed cows with no legs and a huge tail.
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
Thank Effing God I Have Lived To See These Days (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:(clerks) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Isn't this how Cloverfield started? (Score:4, Funny)
My second is having them stationed in Lake Michigan off Wisconsin, to supply the Wisconsin Whale Cheese industry
My third is a bunch of divers having to get up for the 4am milking!
Has this not already been done in the U.S.?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
Attempts to directly fertilize a shark egg with a laser resulted in the immediate destruction of the ovum.
Perhaps someday science will answer this question, but for today, we must still dream.
The Far Side (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's worse, it makes it (sound) xenophobic (Score:1, Funny)
Pass.
Re:It's worse, it makes it (sound) xenophobic (Score:3, Funny)
No, those rabbits and rats smoked those cigarettes because they thought it would make them look cool. Plus, you know, peer pressure. The guinea pigs were all smoking, and they were the "in" crowd among lab animals, so the rest of the rodents were just trying to fit in.
Re:Hardly unique (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yeah, right. (Score:5, Funny)
1. Stale Meme, plus
2. "I know I'm going to be modded down."
3. Profit!!
PS. self-referential post FTW!
Re:This sounds like a twisted subplot to an anime. (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's worse, it makes it (sound) xenophobic (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I do have some idea. And yes, I could also tell you what was the purpose of each of the western experiments I listed.
The point wasn't that Western research is all silly. The point is that you can make anything sound silly, or outright deranged, if you quote selected bits out of context, apply some heavy-handed spin to it, and do it for an audience that's more interested in validating their own xenophobic delusions than in critically thinking about that experiment.
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's worse, it makes it (sound) xenophobic (Score:2, Funny)