Will Mars be a One-way Trip? 724
alexj33 writes "Will humans ever really go to Mars? Let's face it, the obstacles are quite daunting. Not only are there numerous, difficult, technical issues to overcome, but the political will and perseverance of any one nation to undertake such an arduous task is huge. However, one former NASA engineer believes a human mission to Mars is quite possible, and such an event would unify the world as never before. But Jim McLane's proposal includes a couple of major caveats: the trip to Mars should be one-way, and have a crew of only one person."
Missing item ... (Score:2, Funny)
Stupid. (Score:2, Funny)
To berate NASA for not wanting to send a multi million (billion?) dollar mission to mars with a pilot that is, after all, suicidal is just asinine.
Candidates (Score:5, Funny)
Why stop at one? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Missing item ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A few very complicating points... (Score:5, Funny)
Or just send someone we don't care so much about. Perhaps someone whose name starts with 'D' and ends with 'arl McBride'?
Re:At least two? (Score:5, Funny)
Now, this is the plan. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing item ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A few very complicating points... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing item ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A few very complicating points... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Nomination (Score:2, Funny)
Houston to Mars mission. Do you read, over?
BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:5, Funny)
(I assume that you are typing about medicine; if you are typing about sex, have you not heard of celibacy?
Most people on this forum are, uh, "intimately" familiar with that term.)
Re:At least two? (Score:2, Funny)
Heinlein disagrees (Score:-1, Funny)
Animal zygotes? (Score:5, Funny)
The real justification (Score:5, Funny)
One-man, One-way Trip To Mars (Score:-1, Funny)
Survivor: Mars (Score:4, Funny)
For immunity contests you could have:
A Mt. Olympus climb,
Resource prospecting activities,
Water ice collection trips,
Locking down solar panels, antennas, and other breakables before dust storms,
Environment leak repair due to a puncture from a sandstorm.
The winner gets *$10 million*!
If there are hidden hostile intelligent martians, then you just keep the contestants around for a second season called "Lost: Mars"
Re:I mean... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:One-way trip? Sure! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A few very complicating points... (Score:3, Funny)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
I take it you don't live in LA then?
Ark #3 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'd go. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's the point? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Not that expensive (or useful) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Tell me you don't work in health care.
Re:One-way trip? Sure! (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't resist. =p I'm not sure I could do it, but I agree with your reasoning.
Re:A few very complicating points... (Score:3, Funny)
ssssh man, this is /. If you're going suggest sending bees, at least make them robotic killer bees...
Re:I mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:3, Funny)
FUD? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mars is a much shorter trip than Magellan's (Score:5, Funny)
2. Think of the robots.
Please, won't somebody?!
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:5, Funny)
Re: Two? No, one, v1.1. (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, a fair part of the population on Slashdot these days live in stable relationships and have kids. Me, i've got 3, but I think that's somewhat over-average.
I think it's safe to say that three relationships is a bit above average.
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Vote them off the planet (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I'd go. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'd go. (Score:4, Funny)
What happens on Mars, stays on Mars.
That's sort of the point with one-way missions.
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:1, Funny)
Whoah! Does that mean you had sex like, three times?? That's like, OMG, dude!! Can I be your friend?
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:2, Funny)
If they don't I call dibs on 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679...
Minor Correction (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One-way trip? Sure! (Score:3, Funny)
I disagree. December 7 is the kind of historic event that lives forever in the national consciousness. No one in our nation is ever going to forget the day that our homeland was attacked by the cowardly Vietnamese.
Re:I mean... (Score:3, Funny)
Re: Two? No, one. (Score:4, Funny)
Probably pays a chinese kid to karma whore for him during the night too.
Re: Living Alone (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I mean... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simple solution - send someone dying from cance (Score:2, Funny)
Tell him it is the will of Allah.
Re: Two? No, one, v1.1. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ex-presidents are well paid (Score:4, Funny)
All his speeches are written for him and even then he has trouble with them thar multi-syllable words.
If anyone want to hear what bush had to say they would be better off hiring dick cheney.
Re: Getting Old (Score:3, Funny)
Err... don't take offense, but viagra is a lot cheaper.