Theory Posits Early Stars Powered By Dark Matter 115
ethericalzen writes "A BBC article highlights a theory that the first stars may have been powered by dark matter. A group of US scientists published a paper in Physical Review Letters speculating that, unlike the stars of today, which are powered by nuclear fusion, early stars might have been powered by the abundant dark matter crowding the universe after the Big Bang. The theory suggests that these stars would have collided and destroyed one another before nuclear fusion had a chance take hold." The BBC perhaps overstates the certainty with which the dark-matter theory is held, and doesn't mention that the postulated properties of such particles are completely speculative.
Dark Stars? (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks, kdawson (Score:5, Funny)
sure they were (Score:2, Funny)
I figured this out several years ago... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Nibblonian civilization [wikipedia.org] predates the Big Bang by 17 years.
2. Nibblonians poop dark matter.
Ergo, the first stars were made of Nibblonian poop.
Re:Overstates? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Light from nothing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe a better word (Score:5, Funny)
PC Guy: Hi, I'm a hypothesis.
Mac Guy: And I'm a theory.
PC Guy: Wait a second, how did you become a theory all of a sudden? What, you think you're special now?
Mac Guy: No, it's not that, P.C. I just got promoted because so many new people like me.
PC Guy: So because a lot of people like you...
Mac Guy: Well, and it also helps that I've been subject to a lot of scrutiny and they've concluded I'm not full of holes...
PC Guy: I resemble that remark....
Mac Guy: I know you do, P.C. And, of course, a preponderance of evidence confirms my correctness and robustness. That's one more reason that they made me a theory.
PC Guy: Preponderance of evidence... kind of like the O.J. Civil Trial, then?
Mac Guy: ...
PC Guy: ...
Mac Guy: Okay, I'm just going to have to go with "yes" and we'll call that your best hypothesis....
[Apple logo]
Re:Your tax dollars funded this, but no article (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Light from nothing? (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't see it coming?