Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth 555
jcgam69 writes "Saturn's orange moon Titan has hundreds of times more liquid hydrocarbons than all the known oil and natural gas reserves on Earth, according to new Cassini data. The hydrocarbons rain from the sky, collecting in vast deposits that form lakes and dunes."
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2. GW Bush orders the militarization of NASA
3. "Mission Accomplished" announced before probes with frickin' laser beams get past the orbit of Mars
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Yet.
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'Cause, you know, this is an original joke that, eh, we've never seen before around these parts....
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Lucky it's not Uranus where these 'hydrocarbons' were found.
Otherwise there would already be a proposal to go out there and drill it.
Related headline in Titan Daily Times: (Score:5, Funny)
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You know you're watching too much pr0n if .. (Score:2, Funny)
Non-smoking planet (Score:4, Funny)
Titan, the first non-smoking planet. At least on rainy days.
Re:Big deal (Score:5, Funny)
Does one rub it on to get that effect?
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Re:Thank you (Score:5, Funny)
Ummm, Earth is the third world. Mars is the fourth.
Re:aren't they worried about global warming? (Score:2, Funny)
I know titan is in the outer solar system but that argument is more just green science spin.
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<speech style="speaker: George W. Bush; dialect: babbling idiot;">
There is new evidence that Osama bin Laden has been receiving material support from the Titanians. Our will is strong, our resolve unquenchable. We must take swift action to defeat this terrorist threat... from our neighbor to the West... wait... they're to the East now? Well, how did that happen? What do you mean it's night?
You mean to tell me that they can move their forces to the opposite side of the earth twice a day? How can we possibly win this war? We must reinstate the draft. It will take all our nation's strength to... what do you mean we're the ones who are moving? Oh. Never mind that little draft thing. You saw nothing, you heard nothing. Remember that, 'cuz if you don't, you might someday not be anything.
But we must stop these terrorists. If we don't stop them now, then one day, we might be singing Hail Titania or something like that, and we wouldn't want that, would we? If there's one thing we must not do, it is nothing, cuz when y'ain't doin' nothin', anything can happen.
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Republican mods can harvest salt from my cods (Score:4, Funny)
I'm inclined to create a bunch of sock puppets and meta-mod all these sentimental, right-wing, apple-pie-humping mods to their beloved fiery furnace
Re:Mars? (Score:2, Funny)
"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS--EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."
Plastics (Score:1, Funny)
Titan: previously hosting an incredibly intelligent, benign and peaceful native lifeform, the species lost its native habitat and became extinct when the entire planet was siphoned off by local neighbours of planet Terra so their inhabitants could all each complete the full set of plastic Transformer dildoes.
The last living Titan was known to express the now-famous sentiment: "You fuck me over just to fuck yourself over? You fucking pissant!"
Makes you wonder what another species might want to suck off all our water and air for, no ?
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UN member: Are you high? or incredibly stupid?
Bush: I assure you, I am not high.
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Bloody America and their oil fixation.
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