Researchers Create Beating Heart In Lab 258
Sunday Scientist writes "Minnesota researchers have created a beating heart in the laboratory. In a process called whole organ decellularization, they grew functioning heart tissue by using dead rat and pig hearts as a sort of flesh matrix, and reseeding them with a mixture of live cells. The goal is to grow replacement parts, using their own stem cells, for people born with defective tickers or experiencing heart failure."
Wizard of Oz (Score:5, Funny)
choices, choices... (Score:4, Funny)
Install several in parallel (Score:5, Funny)
Think of the gains of installing 2 in parallel, or even 4.
Though it would probably be nice to get their beating synchronized.
Cool, but... (Score:5, Funny)
You See,My Stethoscope Is Bobbing to The Throbbing (Score:4, Funny)
It Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom, Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom
Well, Goodness Gracious Me!
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Re:Interesting engineering opportunities (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Install several in parallel (Score:5, Funny)
Oblig. Cosby (Score:2, Funny)
It has escaped from the laboratory, and is heading for your house.
You should consider smearing Jello on your kitchen floor and setting fire to your sofa.
Can I buy one... (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think she ever had one.
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not to rain on the parade (Score:3, Funny)
so the announcement seems like there is this major advance, heart cells beating in tandem, shaped like a heart. but it doesn't seem to take that much more technical acumen than what has been around for a while, as heart cells will naturally synch up
so they put the cells and grew them in a heart shaped matrix. then biorhythms and mother nature took over
they've been doing that with skin cells for awhile
again, not to rain on the parade, but i think the technical leap implied here is being overstated. it's good news nonetheless, and i cheer it
Re:Interesting engineering opportunities (Score:2, Funny)
Horse cock synthesis (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Can I buy one... (Score:4, Funny)