Mars Asteroid Impact More Likely Than Before 207
sheldie writes "The probability of asteroid 2007 WD5 impacting Mars has been revised following further observations. The chance of impact has increased from 1.3% to 3.9%" This is a follow-up to earlier coverage of this asteroid from last week.
Taking All Bets (Score:1, Funny)
Taking all bets at 1:25 odds now! Hurry before it becomes even more likely to hit! Lock in your bets early before the odds increase even more! I'll bet you wish you had jumped on those lucky bastards who will be paid out 1:75! Don't wait any longer!
Hey, who says nerds can't gamble?
This is going to decimate all life on Mars (Score:0, Funny)
Wow (Score:4, Funny)
Preview of news media coverage (Score:5, Funny)
"NASA now says an asteroid impact on Mars is now three times more likely than previously thought.
"At this rate, the impact's likelihood will exceed 150% in just a few days."
Do your duty, people (Score:5, Funny)
Tell them that if the asteroid just barely misses Mars that its gravitational pull could actually slingshot the rock straight towards earth! You just don't have to tell them what the chances of that are (astronomical would be an accurate value.)
Lets see how many people who failed math we can get to go hide in caves till it passes. :-)
Re:Versus Jupiter (Score:2, Funny)
General Buck Turgeson Is On It, Sir! (Score:4, Funny)
Mr. President, we must not allow a gravitationally slingshotted asteroid cave society gap!
Is that asteroid (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's no astroid! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Versus Jupiter (Score:2, Funny)
"The data's in. Let's see, it's going to miss Mars, and on Dec. 31 hit the 3rd pla[NO CARRIER]
Re:This is going to decimate all life on Mars (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Large Object Also Heading For Earth (Score:5, Funny)
Vegas lines? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Preview of news media coverage (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Preview of news media coverage (Score:5, Funny)
I doubt NASA would tell the rovers if there was a chance anyways.
Better to just allow the rover to see a shadow, look up, and emit:
0x68 0x6f 0x6c 0x79 0x20 0x63 0x72 0x61 0x70 0x21
Re:Versus Jupiter (Score:4, Funny)
But what about... (Score:5, Funny)
But what about 2007 WD40 [wikipedia.org]? My bet is that one WILL slip past us! <grin>
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Look at it this way... (Score:5, Funny)
i know what will happen. (Score:4, Funny)
Yummy.
Re:Helping the Asteroid... (Score:2, Funny)
Nah, that war with the Martians ended 65 million years ago, when they blew up the home (5th) planet with their worm hole doomsday device, and both camps of survivors in space settled the only viable candidate planet in this Solar System, Earth. Yes, we are their descendants. LETS TRY REAL HARD NOT TO REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE IN A ROW, PEOPLE!
Re:Large Object Also Heading For Earth (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Large Object Also Heading For Earth (Score:1, Funny)
Freudian slip much?
Odds of astroid impact (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The rovers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Does nobody remember Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 [wikipedia.org] hitting Jupiter in 1994? Hell I even remember that and there was a catastrophe in my home town [wikipedia.org]... oh wait, no that was 1993. The comet hitting Jupiter was a year later.
But at any rate, we had a extinction-causing (if it would have happened on Earth) impact in less than the last fifteen years!
How many collisions do you guys need, anyway? Jees! Leave poor little Mars alone!
-mcgrew
A letter from Linda [slashdot.org]
Re:Preview of news media coverage (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Versus Jupiter (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, so that applies to particles and not astronomy. Fuck up a perfectly good joke...
Re:Versus Jupiter (Score:4, Funny)
Figures aren't available on how many light bulbs it will power, though.
Murphy's Law Re:Taking All Bets (Score:5, Funny)
A non-event of an event (Score:2, Funny)
We should send some of our ELO defense missiles up there and shove a few more 'roids toward Mars. Hey, if we shoot enough at them maybe we can bust up the planet. Be some great fireworks then.
Oh sure, you say, well maybe one of those 'roids will get shoved the wrong way and wind up wiping out Washington state, but hey, there's no great loss there is there?