Light-based Quantum Circuit Does Basic Maths 198
Stochastism writes "In yet another small step toward realistic quantum computing Australian researchers have developed a light based 4-qubit quantum computer. It has already calculated the prime roots of fifteen, three and five. 'The quantum circuit pioneered by the Queensland researchers involves using a laser to send "entangled" photons through a linear optical circuit ... The Queensland research group acknowledged that the theorised code cracking ability of quantum computers may be why Australian quantum computer research is in part funded by a US government defence intelligence agency, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).'"
How many maths does it do? (Score:4, Funny)
But... (Score:5, Funny)
having trouble with the conversion (Score:2, Funny)
4 qubits? How much is that in furlongs?
hectares?
Moore's law (Score:3, Funny)
Re:having trouble with the conversion (Score:5, Funny)
Until that point a cubit represents a dead cat.
Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Parse error! Parse error!
Me too! (Score:5, Funny)
I, too, have already calculated the prime roots of fifteen, with nearly identical results. Where's my DARPA funding?
Re:Moore's law (Score:1, Funny)
Prime roots, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Moore's law (Score:5, Funny)
-moderatorrater, 2007
Re:How many maths does it do? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MATH (Score:2, Funny)
Re:having trouble with the conversion (Score:2, Funny)
Can't stop myself...oh the Humoranity! (Score:5, Funny)
A: A Qubicle
Q: How big is it?
A: About four Qubit meters.
Q: Qubit? Wasn't that an early arcade game with a little guy jumping around changing the quantum state of a bunch of Qubes?
I have OBVIOUSLY had too much Qaffeine.
Re:MATH (Score:3, Funny)
(Pun only moderately intended)
Re:Moore's law (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:MATH (Score:2, Funny)
You've apparently never taken a look at the lyrics to Waltzing Matilda [wikipedia.org].
It's Obviously... (Score:3, Funny)
That's no big deal (Score:5, Funny)
It's obvious that (Score:3, Funny)
Re:having trouble with the conversion (Score:5, Funny)
Schrödinger's Cat
Dead or Alive
Correction (Score:5, Funny)
Schrödinger's Cat
Dead and Alive
Re:Microsloth Windows Excalibur (Score:2, Funny)
That says something about life.
I'm in trouble... (Score:5, Funny)
CRAP! 15 was my RSA public key!
Re:I'm in trouble... (Score:2, Funny)