Are Aliens Living Among Us? 350
pickens writes "In recent years scientists have begun to view the existence of life outside of our solar system as ever-more likely. If life does emerge readily under terrestrial conditions, then perhaps it formed many times on our home planet. To pursue this tantalizing possibility, scientists have begun searching deserts, lakes and caverns for evidence of earth-bound 'alien' life-forms, organisms that would differ fundamentally from all known living creatures because they arose independently. Microbes have already been found inhabiting extreme environments ranging from scalding volcanic vents to the dry valleys of Antarctica. Other so-called extremophiles can survive in salt-saturated lakes, highly acidic mine tailings contaminated with metals, and the waste pools of nuclear reactors. Although 'alien' microbes might look like ordinary bacteria, their biochemistry could involve exotic amino acids or different elemental building blocks so researchers are devising tests to identify exotic microbes. If shadow life is confined to the microbial realm, it is entirely possible that scientists have overlooked it."
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What about us (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:aliens amoung us (Score:5, Funny)
Extreemophiles or aliens? (Score:5, Funny)
Absolutely not (Score:5, Funny)
What a ridiculous idea. I'm sure we humans can all agree it's completely absurd to even wonder if there are extraterrestrials living amongst us humans. I suggest that we all ignore this article, and waste as little time as possible entertaining the laughable notion of aliens living on earth. On with your lives, fellow human friends.
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Correction (Score:5, Funny)
Other so called extremophiles can survive in their parents' basements, the only light source emanating from an LCD screen, gorging themselves with Cheez-Its and Mountain Dew.
There...fixed that for you. No need to thank me.
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Looks like yours came on the B Ark...
We are Stardust... (Score:4, Funny)
The best evidence for this is Star Jones.
Re:Of course aliens live among us (Score:5, Funny)
Of course they're among us. (Score:5, Funny)
But damn, their restaurants make some of the best damn enchiladas in the world.
Oh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:What about us (Score:5, Funny)
But they are living among us. And they have mod points.
Re:Of course aliens live among us (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Very important. (Score:2, Funny)
Can't argue with that one.
Re:What about us (Score:3, Funny)
And then, in a few hundred years, after a really bizarre sequence of events, a load of humans meet up with them and get caught up in some iffy alien politics?
Yeah, Star Trek's done it. [tv.com]
Re:Of course aliens live among us (Score:2, Funny)
You got it all backwards (Score:5, Funny)
No, no - that's completely wrong!
Let's approach this scientifically:
So, the true test of whether (or not) a person is an alien is to see if they weigh as much as a duck. Anyone who does is obviously made of wood, and therefore a witch^D^D^D^D^Dalien!
Anyone failing this simple test can safely be burned at the stake, as their extra-terrestrial nature has been conclusively demonstrated.
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Re:text book example of the scientific method (Score:2, Funny)
No, that's a kind of post you can expect from slashdot. On the other hand, we still don't have anyone welcoming our alien overlords, so we're not at our lowest point
Re:What about us (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Have to be compelling (Score:4, Funny)
That's heresay.
Re:You got it all backwards (Score:3, Funny)