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"What's that, Bumbly?"
"Bzz"
"Network bottleneck at the 4th-floor router? How did that happen?"
"Bzz"
"Faulty ethernet card in room 402? Quick! We'd better get down there and save them!"
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Colony Collapse Syndrome? (Score:4, Funny)
It's a plot by HP, I tell you!
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clusters ? (Score:5, Interesting)
It's still quite hard to come up with stuff that is not in some way already present in nature. If you are prepared to accept a certain level of metaphor.
See: MUTE (Score:5, Interesting)
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Nope. Humans won that one years ago (Score:3, Insightful)
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ACO for corpse recovery (Score:2, Interesting)
I wonder if the people at the The Georgia Institute of Technology (git?) has nightmares with bees running through a series of tubes as I had about giant cow-corpse-eating zombie ants.
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Actually I think their "higher intelligence" isn't actually higher, I think it is combined by sheer "raw ability" of each individual bee to optimally find the correct path along a geometry. In my mind it's actually a function of little minds, navigating a geometric space optimally.
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Which is not to say that there isn't any room for improvement. There's a lot to be learned from wolves, for example, where each member of the pack serves a unique and important role.
It's quite likely that by combining aspects of many of these ecologies, we could create a system even more efficient than any individual one.
Imagine a Bee-Wolf cluster...
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Compulsory Comcast comment (Score:5, Funny)
Round Robin and Bittorrent (Score:2)
Nanny nanny boo boo. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nanny nanny boo boo. (Score:5, Funny)
cuz you can study those bees all day long and it won't make you a better web programmer.
No, but you'll be a web programmer who knows a lot about bees. Think of the possibilities!
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In Lisp or Perl? [xkcd.com]
I have a theory: As time goes on, the odds of any slashdot thread becoming an XKCD comic, or vice-versa, approaches one.
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Actually, if (hypothetically) a god exists, we all know it's not the christian god. If the universe is spaghetti code, (indistinguishable, not distinct, not equal to anything) then it can't exist. Even if the code is "bad" you cannot judge if the code is bad if you are inside the simulation because you don't have access to the code.
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Either way, a god that gets his facts wrong (i.e. creation in 7 days vs billions of years), cannot be a god, since a god would KNOW that the universe is old. His godhood is condi
spaghetti code (Score:4, Funny)
Obviously if the universe is mostly spaghetti code, it is a clear indication that the Creator must have been somehow involved in, well, spaghetti. Like say the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Talk about Occam's Razor - there is no simpler hypothesis available. Pasta -> Pasta. QED.
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no central command ? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Bees (Score:2, Funny)
After all... (Score:5, Funny)
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Almost historical concept ... (Score:3, Interesting)
"A powerful military space ship a "second-class cruiser" called Invincible, lands on the planet Regis III to investigate the loss of sister ship, Condor. During the investigation, the crew finds evidence of a new form of life, born through evolution of autonomous, self-replicating machines. The evolution was controlled by "robot wars", and the only form that survived were swarms of minuscule, insect-like machines. Individually, or in small groups, they are quite harmless to humans and capable of only very simple behavior. However, when bothered, they can assemble into huge swarms displaying complex behavior arising from self-organization, and are able to defeat an intruder by--what could have been called today--a powerful surge of EMI. Some members of the spacecraft crew suffered a complete memory wipe-out as consequence. The angered crew attempts to fight the enemy, but eventually recognizes the meaninglessness of their efforts in the most direct sense of the word." (emphasis mine)
Hint for a scientific career; Revive old stuff!
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Not going to work outside of individual systems (Score:5, Insightful)
Rogue nodes would be able to disrupt the swarm in the same way that scientists are able to wreak havoc on hives, ants, and other 'swarms' by deliberately injecting fake disruptive markers/signals etc.
This technology sounds about as bright as cooperative multitasking. Suitable for a closed system (e.g. a single application) but an utter disaster if applied in an environment where some threads are just defective, or worse, hostile.
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Doomed (Score:2)
I say that nature and technology do not mix and only disaster awaits for mankinds foolish attempts to dally in that which it cannot understand.
Company Intelligence (Score:5, Insightful)
This sounds like the opposite to today's corporate culture, where a whole lot of smart people are part of a swarm, and the end product is utter stupidity...
"None of us is as stupid as all of us".
Sometimes swarm behavior is inefficient (Score:3, Interesting)
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Good also for politics and economy (Score:2)
Maybe someday we'll get ruled by bees or ants.
Potential optimization (Score:2)
Maybe not (Score:2)
The manual says "Let's BEE Friends!" (Score:2)
I'm sure nobody finds it surprising... (Score:2)
-Proud Georgia Tech alum
Three words... (Score:2)
Bees Don't Lie.
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This gives a whole new meaning to office sweet!