Patterns in Lottery Numbers 563
markmcb writes "Most everyone is familiar with the concept of the lottery, i.e., random numbers are selected and people guess what they will be for a cash prize. But how random are the numbers? Matt Vea has conducted a pattern analysis of the MegaMillions lottery, which recently offered a sum of $370M (USD) to the winner. Matt shows that the lottery isn't as random as it may seem and that there are 'better' choices than others to be made when selecting numbers. From the article, 'A single dollar in MegaMillions purchases a 1 in 175,711,536 chance of landing the jackpot ... a player stands a mildly better chance of winning a partial prize through the selection of weighted numbers.'" Includes some excellent charts of his analysis.
And yet, one truth escapes the analysis (Score:5, Funny)
You're already losing by buying the ticket.
Your best bet. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Your best bet. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Your best bet. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Your best bet. (Score:5, Funny)
Heads, heads, heads, heads, ... (Score:4, Funny)
Guildenstern: Is that what you imagine? A new record?
Rosencrantz: Well...
Guildenstern: No questions? Not a flicker of doubt?
Rosencrantz: I could be wrong.
Guildenstern: Consider: One, probability is a factor which operates *within* natural forces. Two, probability is *not* operating as a factor. Three, we are now held within un-, sub- or super-natural forces. Discuss.
Rosencrantz: What?
Re:And yet, one truth escapes the analysis (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but for less than one dollar a day (that's less than the cost of a cup of coffee), you can help change a child's life. Imagine the feeling of joy you'll get when you receive a personalized card in the mail from the child you sponsor. Call the number on your screen right now to make a donation.
Re:And yet, one truth escapes the analysis (Score:4, Funny)
Figure there's a chance I'll make one really happy kid. Why people hate making kids really happy so much?
Re:And yet, one truth escapes the analysis (Score:5, Funny)
Lou - Look Math! I won 100 bucks on the lotto!
Math - *scowling* How much did you spend on that ticket?
Lou - Well, uh 10 bucks so it's like I made $10 dollars on ever dollar I spent!
Math - *smiling evilly* Oh really? Was that the only ticket you bought this week?
Lou - Well no, but...
Math - AND... did you win on any of those tickets? How much did you spend altogether this week?
Lou - Well no but it was only another 10 so it's like I made 5 on...
Math - Please, spare me. How much have you spent this month?
Lou - Uh 80 but...
Math - and won?
Lou - with this it would be 120.
Math - Aha! You're return is more like
Lou - But overall...
Math - Lies! Statistically this year you've lost more money than you gained!
Lou - It was disposable income!!
Math - How much would that have made long term investments!
Lou - I don't know!
Math - Or how much you would have saved on your mortgage!
Lou - I don't know, I don't know!
Math - Fool, now go make me a one minute egg.
Lou - Fine, right after I put some money in a stocks so we can retire.
Math - Idiot, why bother? You have a higher probability of making money on the stock market by random selection. A monkey can make money on the stock market better than you!
Lou - *sobbing uncontrollably* I hate you! I hate you!
Math - Wait till he hears about his income tax. Muhahahaha!
I may have had to improvise some parts but that's fairly accurate.
Re:Blinded by the glamor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't play the lottery, play the players... (Score:3, Funny)
Speak for yourself.
Re:A lottery is a tax on people who can't do math (Score:2, Funny)
Spock! (Score:2, Funny)
The lotto balls are much more matched in size, shape, mass and density to each other, and they are contained in a relatively small, fixed size container respective in ratio of the volume of all the balls to the volume insode the container, where extremely frequent collisions between the balls will profoundly affect the probability of which ones will get picked by the picking mechanism.
Spock!
You're rambling again.
Re:And yet, one truth escapes the analysis (Score:3, Funny)
How I got Lucky in a Government Lottery (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't win the green suit, M-16 rifle, and two-year all-expenses-paid vacation to exciting tropical Vietnam, or the grand prize magic bullet with my name on it, and since my number was high enough to get classified as 1-H, I didn't even win the third-prize government-health-care physical exam. Haven't bought another ticket from those bastards since then.
The Simpsons have done everything (Score:3, Funny)
Lisa: Oh, the Broncos won?
Homer: Why didn't I bet on them like Professor Pigskin told me to?
Lisa: Who's Professor Pigskin?
Homer: (Holding Professor Pignskin pamplet) He's a pig who can predict football winners in advance!
Lisa: How is that possible?
Homer: Because he's got something no gambler's ever had: a system! I've gotten the pamphlet four weeks in a row, and every time, the pick-of-the-week has been right on the money.
Lisa: Ah... I get it. Every week, they send out two pamphlets, half picking one team and half picking the other. Eventually, there's a small group of people who only receive the correct predictions and think Professor Pigskin is always right. That's when they ask for your money.
Homer: I have money!
Lisa: Dad, it's a scam!
Homer: A scam?! Not according to Eddie F. From Tucson, or Football Millionaire in Beloit, Michigan.