Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located

TaeKwonDood writes "The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala."

I'm optimistic that you WON'T mod me down

[Tablizer]

...despite calling you a lilly-livered nerd-faced card-carrying SCO-fan-club hippo-ass face with a check-sum-faulting 286 for a brain.

Re:That's nice.

[Hal_Porter]

Actually the brain centers for religious experiences are known too, so we could 'fix' them with a gamma knife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2003/godonbrain.shtml [bbc.co.uk]

Muahahaha