'Bionic' Nerve To Repair Damaged Limbs and Organs

University of Manchester researchers have transformed fat tissue stem cells into nerve cells -- and now plan to develop an artificial nerve that will bring damaged limbs and organs back to life. In a study published in October's Experimental Neurology, Dr Paul Kingham and his team at the UK Centre for Tissue Regeneration (UKCTR) isolated the stem cells from the fat tissue of adult animals and differentiated them into nerve cells to be used for repair and regeneration of injured nerves. They are now about to start a trial extracting stem cells from fat tissue of volunteer adult patients, in order to compare in the laboratory human and animal stem cells.

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[User 956]

'Bionic' Nerve To Repair Damaged Limbs and Organs

Unfortunately, it costs 6 million dollars, and makes a very distinctive sound when in use.

Re:Possible Hope For My Favorite Hobby

[speaker of the truth]

If you can afford whatever this will cost once its patented you can afford a hooker to simply jack you off once an hour, every hour for the rest of your life.

The nerve!

[Eudial]

I can't believe these people have the nerve to do such a thing!

Re:You would have to do more to lift 100's of poun

[pipatron]

Sensors embedded in your fingers to detect certain things.

Would be awesome to have some heat/cold sensors to be able to somehow "detect" if something is too hot or cold!

Maybe some sort of "tactile feedback" mechanism as well so you could feel some kind of "force" if you for example come into contact with a physical object.

Re:You would have to do more to lift 100's of poun

[jamesh]

It would also be awesome to have a device for people to detect if someone is trying to make a joke on slashdot.

Maybe you could browse in 'humour impaired' mode (or just 'really really tired' mode), where jokes could by highlighted for users benefit...

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[jamesh]

Obviously the whole '6 million dollar man' project would be shelved in todays world. There is far more money to be made by selling penis enhancements. Imagine the spam "Impress your woman with your gigantic bionic dong".

Of course... if there's a problem with it, do you go to a doctor or a mechanic?

If Only...

[brunes69]

If only they could come up with a Bionic Scriptwriter and Bionic Actress With Personality to save the god-awful Bionic Woman series....

Had some high hopes for that one... what a waste.

No one else bothered to say it...

[s_p_oneil]

It's an old and tired joke, but because it promises to "bring damaged limbs and organs back to life", it's the best post I've seen to use it with:

I, for one, welcome our new reanimated zombie overlords.

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[u-235-sentinel]

'Bionic' Nerve To Repair Damaged Limbs and Organs

Unfortunately, it costs 6 million dollars, and makes a very distinctive sound when in use.

Only 6 million? Dang, we should have invested when it was cheap. I've been watching the new "Bionic Woman" and heard it's now 50 million for the Bionic parts. Inflation no doubt ;D