Pluto Probe Makes Discoveries at Jupiter 125
Riding with Robots writes "No, it's not an accident due to a metric-to-English-units error. In February, the New Horizons probe passed through the Jupiter system on its way to Pluto, and we saw some spectacular pictures. Now, the science teams have published detailed scientific results, along with new images and movies. The probe's instruments saw clouds form from ammonia welling up from Jupiter's lower atmosphere, and heat-induced lighting strikes in the polar regions, and fresh eruptions on the volcanic moon Io. New Horizons also captured the clearest images ever of the tenuous Jovian ring system, where scientists spotted clumps of debris that may indicate a recent impact inside the rings, or some more exotic phenomenon." I bet Neil DeGrasse Tyson will be on 7 Discovery channel specials talking about these new discoveries inside of the week. Hope he's nicer than he was to poor Pluto :)
Oblig (Score:3, Funny)
Except Europa.
Attempt no landings there.
Re:Pluto probe makes discoveries at Uranus (Score:2, Funny)
"In February, the New Horizons probe passed through Uranus system on its way to Pluto, and we saw some spectacular pictures. Now, the science teams have published detailed scientific results, along with new images and movies. The probe's instruments saw clouds form from ammonia welling up from Uranus's lower atmosphere, and heat-induced lighting strikes in the polar regions, and fresh eruptions on Uranus' moons. New Horizons also captured the clearest images ever of the tenuous Uranian ring system, where scientists spotted clumps of debris that may indicate a recent impact inside the rings, or some more exotic phenomenon."
Kind of difficult to take space seriously since Uranus was named.
And as a result of these new findings... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Planets != People (Score:5, Funny)
You know (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You know (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And as a result of these new findings... (Score:4, Funny)
(yes, just like yelling)
Re:Pluto probe makes discoveries at Uranus (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I propose a name change (Score:4, Funny)
(pun not actually intended, but hey, it works)
Re:unlikely (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, but who is going to listing to the Jupiter weather forecast? I would much rather have a reliable prediction for the weather right here during the week to come.
Re:Twin planets (Score:2, Funny)
New name under consideration (Score:1, Funny)
In light of the public's growing familiarity with anatomy and diminishing mental age, the IAU should rename Uranus.
I heard the IAU is considering "Urasshole"...
Re:Pluto probe makes discoveries at Uranus (Score:2, Funny)
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
The Jupiter System? (Score:3, Funny)