Sony Developing Gigapixel Satellite Imaging

holy_calamity writes "Sony and the University of Alabama are working on a gigapixel resolution camera for improved satellite surveillance. It can see 10-km-square from an altitude of 7.5 kilometres with a resolution better than 50 centimetres per pixel. As well as removing annoying artefacts created by tiling images in Google Earth and similar, it should allow CCTV surveillance of entire cities with one camera. 'The trick is to build an array of light sensitive chips that each record small parts of a larger image and place them at the focal plane of a large multiple-lens system. The camera would have gigapixel resolution, and able to record images at a rate of 4 frames per second. The team suggests that such a camera mounted on an aircraft could provide images of a large city by itself. This would even allow individual vehicles to be monitored without any danger of losing them as they move from one ground level CCTV system to another.'"

Hmmmm

[BiloxiGeek]

This would even allow individual vehicles to be monitored without any danger of losing them as they move from one ground level CCTV system to another.

Right up until the bad guys in the car they're watching drives into a parking garage. Or they park at a mall, walk inside and change clothes before exiting to escape in a different vehicle.

The real question here is: Can we get them to stream images from the back yard patio where Jessica Alba is sunbathing nude???

The real question is...

[webmaster404]

Will it have a rootkit with it?

Of course, it's a Sony.

[Tackhead]

> Can we get them to stream images from the back yard patio where Jessica Alba is sunbathing nude???

Of course we can.

Just install this special Betatrac codec. Closed-source only.

Oh, the Betatrac codec has to handshake with the chipset we use in Vaio line of lapops. Won't work on your Mac, Dell, or white-box PC, unless you buy our Betatrac Vaio USB device, which will permit you to move (and not copy!) one (and only one!) copy of the video to a Memory Stick.

Yay technology!

[Chairboy]

Woo hoo! Woo... Woo.... hoo?

Wait a minute....

Re:7.5 km?

[Anonymous Coward]

I believe that a satellite flying at an altitude of 7.5km is what's referred to as a "spectacular, flaming re-entry"

Re:Hmmmm

[rk]

"The real question here is: Can we get them to stream images from the back yard patio where Jessica Alba is sunbathing nude???"

I probably shouldn't do this, but since you're so interested, here's a picture of Ms. Alba [nimitz.net], catching some rays on a light blue blanket in her back yard, taken at 50 centimeters resolution.

Re:Hmmmm

[hsdpa]

Think of the children!! How could you post such content here at slashdot ?

Big Surprise

[whimmel]

Sony has found another way to spy on us.

Re:Hmmmm

[Hoi Polloi]

Finally, surviellance technology being used for good instead of evil.

Re:Hmmmm

[morcheeba]

Pixel 2,2 is hottt!!!

Then again, pixel 4,2 is slightly disturbing.