Germs Taken Into Space May Come Back Deadlier 137
westlake writes "Sounds like the plot for a B-movie, doesn't it? Germs go into space and come back stronger and deadlier than ever. Except, it really happened. In a medical experiment, salmonella carried about the space shuttle in the fall of 2006 proved far more lethal to lab mice than their earth-bound source. 90% dead vs. 60% dead in twenty-six days, with half the mice dying at 1/3 the oral dose. Apparently 167 genes in the space-evolved strain had changed. The likely cause: In microgravity the force of fluids passing over the cells is low, similar to conditions in the gastrointestinal tract, and the cells adapted quickly to the new environment."
Re:So clearly... (Score:2, Funny)
I know... (Score:4, Funny)
Well... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Mutations (Score:3, Funny)
Same as any other de-bug problem. Blame Microsoft and hope for a patch.
But seriously... I know there's some post flight isolation probably accompanied by standard physicals and rehabilitation for those that underwent extended stays in space. My guess is they're relatively thorough, but if if the astronauts are harboring something that isn't detected and they don't show any symptoms it could be a "bad thing." With all the isolation and health checks before, during, and after though, it's probably not a terrible risk. Or at least it's been fairly safe so far.
One Giant Virus for Mankind (Score:5, Funny)
This plague that has killed millions of people, primarily among homosexual men, perhaps originated in a tiny canister of testosterone-pumped men trapped in a tiny metal can thousands of miles from Earth, with only each other to turn to in conditions of unprecedented stress and lonliness.
Yep, it does sound like the plot from a B movie - by John Waters.
Re:conditions outside the body (Score:5, Funny)
Bacteria. (Score:4, Funny)
I for one welcome our mutated Moneran overlords.
Re:conditions outside the body (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't it entirely probable, nay likely even that an old Soviet bioweapons satellite is going to crash sometime with germs that will reanimate the dead on a large scale?
Re:One Giant Virus for Mankind (Score:1, Funny)
Re:conditions outside the body (Score:4, Funny)
That is, unless someone believes in sentient bacteria or a divine hand of an intelligent God/gods guiding evolution. Anything left to chance and trial will ultimately only rarely see a trade of a short-term negative for a long-term positive, because it would have to happen by chance and without conscious effort.
Re:Emphasis on 'may' here (Score:3, Funny)
It doesn't really make any difference. All the experiment really shows is that:
1) Grow bacteria
2) Alter environment
3) Change gene expression (via mutation, removal of suppression, whatever biologic mechanism you'd propose)
4) Write grant proposal (the 64 million dollar question - that's one hell of a grant)
5) Profit!
Doing it in space is even way cooler than doing it on the Internet. I smell a patent application. You might even get a free trip to Florida!
So THAT'S what happened with Jason X! (Score:4, Funny)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0211443/ [imdb.com]
"Evil Gets an Upgrade." Man, so ahead of its time.
Re:conditions outside the body (Score:5, Funny)
Irradiated flesh doesn't turn into the Hulk or glow or become self-intelligent. No. It just dies
Evilution (Score:3, Funny)
But evolution is impossible! The Kansas school board told me so. This must be another NASA conspiracy like the fake moon landings.
Germs (Score:2, Funny)
Re:conditions outside the body (Score:2, Funny)
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