Kilogram Reference Losing Weight 546
doubleacr writes "Ran across a story on CNN that says the "118-year-old cylinder that is the international prototype for the metric mass, kept tightly under lock and key outside Paris, is mysteriously losing weight — if ever so slightly. Physicist Richard Davis of the International Bureau of Weights and Measures in Sevres, southwest of Paris, says the reference kilo appears to have lost 50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies.""
The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Therefore, the Kilogram is not getting lighter.
We're all getting heavier.
Governments have been doing this for years! (Score:4, Funny)
Look at the standard weight known as the "dollar" (thaler). It used to be the equivalent of 1/20th of an ounce of gold. Then it was 1/35th of an ounce of gold. Last month that same dollar weight standard was 1/650th of an ounce of gold, and today I believe it is 1/711th of an ounce of gold.
The Roman Empire leaders also had mysteriously disappearing weights... Their Denarius lost over 99% of its official weight over just a few hundred years.
It is definitely a mystery...
The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
This must be the reason .... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:0, Funny)
Impressive.
Has anyone checked Ebay? (Score:2, Funny)
obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sublimation? (Score:2, Funny)
This is called sublimation [wikipedia.org]. And it's the first thing that I thought of myself as well.
Stop cleaning it! (Score:2, Funny)
Mmmkay... (Score:2, Funny)
I am finally able to answer the dreaded question.. (Score:5, Funny)
Me: No honey, it's just the kilogram that is getting lighter.
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:2, Funny)
Nevertheless, the moderation system of this forum may serve to alert you to the utilization of humor, as posts utilizing it are often accompanied by a "Funny" indicator. In such cases, correction of fact can generally be assumed unnecessary, as said facts will likely have been intentionally misstated as a means of producing said humor.
I like the US customary system (Score:3, Funny)
"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"
Re:Not any more (Score:5, Funny)
Re: Kilogram Reference Losing Weight (Score:2, Funny)
hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Location: God's Court
"God": My angels, we have a problem. The Universe we created 6000 years ago is about to die.
"Angel 1": Holy shit dude, you suck. You were supposed to create the universe for eternity. This is like, what the fifth time?
"Angel 2": What are the humans figuring it out again?
"God": Well, frankly, yes. A few are close, again. They keep learning as we expected, but we didn't account for how fast they would learn. All these exponentials. As you all know, the fabric of their reality only works as long as no consciousness figures out how I did it. Once they do, we are morally obligated to treat them as alive.
"Angel 1": Can't we just fuck with them again? You know, turn off a few suns or create another particle or something?
"God": (Sighing deeply) We don't have much choice. We have to do something sublte, yet significant... Bob, would you go ahead and start changing how mass is calculated. Make it something that will be hard to find.
Angel 2 smiles, and turns around to his machine, and starts typing furiously...
sudo cp
sudo emacs
sudo
The screens shift slightly, a few numbers flutter
"Angel 2": It is done, Joe.
"Angel 1": Hey, who wants to grab a beer?
--
My future is coming on;think twice, that's my only advice;Tóg do chroísa. Tar trí na stoirmeacha.
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Proof of non-biological evolution! (Score:3, Funny)
This is almost true, although it's 1000 cubic cm or 1 litre rather than 10 square cms. Mathematics, however, has evolved.
10 cubic cm can be described as the volume of a cube with ten cm per side, or 10 x 10 x 10 = 1000 cm3. At least that's how it was. These days, multiplication has mutated slightly, so 10 x 10 is now 99.9999994482 +/- 0.0000000002. This means that the mass of a litre of water has indeed changed slightly, while the standard kilogram remains correct. In fact, the mass of a litre of water is now subtly different depending on the shape of its container, an effect which is more evident with larger containers. A 50 litre cube of water without handles is indeed heavier than a 50 litre flexible bag with a nice long handle attached to a harness.
While this doesn't currently pose any major problems, I for one pity the engineers when cartesian geometry evolves opposable thumbs.
Re: Kilogram Reference Losing Weight (Score:5, Funny)
Really? Wow, that's even bigger news! The kilogram reference is losing mass but somehow maintaining weight!! Is this unexplained increase in the Earth's gravitational field localized or general? What strange phenomenon is increasing gravity by the precise amount required to offset the reduced mass?
This observation of yours is going to require us to rethink large parts of physics.
Eat that, Eurotrash!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:2, Funny)
Unit of force (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
In that range, 1 ~= 2
The Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction? (Score:5, Funny)
Why don't we just do again what we did for the m? (Score:3, Funny)
Then someone got the idea to peg it to another unit. Time and space are related, and the conversion between them is the speed of light. So the solution to the problem was to adopt a precise definition of c, thus defining the meter in terms of the second (defined elsewhere) and the speed of light (a constant).
Couldn't we peg the kilogram to either the meter or the second as well, using another fundamental constant as the conversion. Planck's constant is the obvious one. Here's a clunky definition:
Define the joule to be "The energy difference between two states which interfere with a frequency of 1.50919067 × 10^33 cycles per second" or "6.626068 × 10^-34 joule is the energy difference between two states which interfere with a frequency of 1 cycle per second." What is a second? That's defined empirically, based on a transition in cesium. Or you could define a joule as some fraction of the energy carried by a photon with such-and-such wavelength, or however you want to do it.
Now you've got the joule, the meter, and the second defined. The second is the only empirical one; the other two are defined in reference to it and two fundamental constants of the universe, h and c.
Then you define the kilogram as that mass which, when moving at a speed of 2N meters per second, has a kinetic energy of N joules, in the limit of small N (to dodge the relativistic correction). Or you could calculate the relativistic correction at 2 meters per second and put it into the definition.
obvious ploy by us government (Score:4, Funny)
Dyslexics Untie (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I like the US customary system (Score:5, Funny)
Your car is burning 63 gallons every eighth of a mile. And you like it. Ok...
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not any more (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It must not lose mass! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:4, Funny)
Don't break the seal, please... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Oooh, can I compete? I guess for starters I'll point out that the word you're looking for is 'pedantic'.
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:5, Funny)
Anyway, I measure most things in Smoots.
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Kilogram Reference Losing Weight (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:General relativity (Score:5, Funny)
I predict... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
Your posting privileges have been revoked for 2 months, or until such time as you show the adequate remorse necessary to prove that you are sorry for such a shameless pun.
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I have a watch. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not any more (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not any more (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:3, Funny)
And then the meter is getting smaller aswell, which explains why his middle region measures more of a meter today!
Re:The funniest part (Score:3, Funny)
If that's an unceasing chucklefest for you, then I'm pretty sure you need to get out more.
Re:Not any more (Score:3, Funny)
It must be pretty embarrassing to have the user name "PhysicsPhil" when you make a mistake like that.
Re:The metre must be shrinking then... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you define "adequate"? Sorry to be lawyerly here, but you can't leave it so vague. Do you have a metric?
Re:Not any more (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Kilogram is not losing weight (Score:3, Funny)
The "pendantic gambit" wins again. For you sports fans who missed it, here's the strategy:
1. Player A dumps an utterly pendantic post. Misspell pendantic deliberately.
2. Player B comes around and notes "Hey, it's spelled p-e-d-a-n-t-i-c."
3. Player B gets kicked in teeth.