Financial Services Firms Simulate Flu Pandemic 150
jcatcw writes "The U.S. Government is co-sponsoring a three-week exercise that will simulate the impact of a flu pandemic on financial services firms, including their ability to support telecommuters. The exercise is expected to be the largest in U.S. history and will involve more than 1,800 firms. From the article: 'The program will follow a compressed time frame that simulates the impact of a 12-week pandemic wave. Participants will be given information on how many absentee employees they can expect. Companies won't know exactly how hard they will be hit with sick-calls from employees until this data is made available ... In addition, participating firms won't be able to pick and choose the level of workforce reductions they get hit by.'"
How useful is that? (Score:5, Funny)
Simulation we REALLY need to run (Score:4, Funny)
"Awww, man, it's just a little bite. Let me finish this backup and .
Re:The real question (Score:5, Funny)
Goofing off on Slashdot at work vs. goofing off on slashdot at home through while pretending to work via the VPN connection shouldn't affect traffic levels.
Re:Did a test like this years ago (Score:3, Funny)
I'd keep a pocket full of different colored marbles just in case a test like this came up again...
Employee: "Interesting, Mr. Smith, MyLongNickName has drawn a green marble 13 times in a row! What are the odds"
Mr. Smith: "Very Interesting. We've only had 7 disaster recovery tests."
Re:Did a test like this years ago (Score:3, Funny)
Wha? (Score:3, Funny)
But, don't we already have zombies in the Customer Support lines?
My company did something better (Score:1, Funny)
Flu (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What Pandemic? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Telecommute? Maybe... Maybe Not (Score:4, Funny)
As to the power grid, I am not too worried about it. The plants will have to work to keep their employees separated by distance, as well as consider how to keep them separate from the general populace. As to the powerload, I think that it will actually be just a bit more, not hugely more. The reason is that there will be less driving. In addition, the offices will have to run their fans constantly, but will AC and even light far less (and most large office buildings run AC during the day even in the winter due to computer and human heat).
One issue that I can see is the current trend in offices is to do smaller and small binnies. That means that everybody is closer. When something starts, the companies will have to be willing to move quickly to telecommuting. If not, they could lose a SIGNIFICANT chunk of their office workers in a very short time. Here at Verizon, they are cramming ppl into 1/4 of the space that we had back in the late 80's.
The Stand (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How useful is that? (Score:3, Funny)
I can't help but to have a single mental image drawn from both your message and your sig.
Eww.