Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe 628
realwx writes "Astronomers are surprised by a recent discovery of a space hole that is nearly a billion light years across. "Not only has no one ever found a void this big, but we never even expected to find one this size," said researcher Lawrence Rudnick of the University of Minnesota. Rudnick's colleague Liliya R. Williams also had not anticipated this finding. "What we've found is not normal, based on either observational studies or on computer simulations of the large-scale evolution of the universe," said Williams, also of the University of Minnesota.""
Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:5, Funny)
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Common problem (Score:5, Funny)
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Homer Simpson was right (Score:5, Funny)
The Itching Question (Score:5, Funny)
A great day to be alive....
Well I guess the ones who used to live out there had something similar like our LHC...
A hole nearly a billion lightyears across... (Score:5, Funny)
So basically the big news... (Score:5, Funny)
yeah (Score:4, Funny)
Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that... (Score:3, Funny)
Not considered serious (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And all of a sudden.... (Score:2, Funny)
Newer question: Are you really sure we were the first mistake?
A hole in the universe? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:4, Funny)
A billion light years... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Re:More info here (Score:5, Funny)
Pictures?! Of nothing?!
Wow! (Score:5, Funny)
I just did laundry... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So basically the big news... (Score:5, Funny)
One post, two eps, three oblig. Futurama quotes (Score:5, Funny)
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Fry: So what do you nerds want?
Nichelle Nichols: It's about that rip in space-time that you saw.
Stephen Hawking: I call it a Hawking Hole.
Fry: No fair! I saw it first!
Stephen Hawking: Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?
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Farnsworth: Yes, we tore the universe a new space-hole, alright. But it's clenching shut fast!
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Yes, this seems like the most reasonable explaination.
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fragmentation (Score:5, Funny)
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It's the MUTANT STAR GOAT!!!!
Those Golgafrincham's were right after all!
Re:A hole nearly a billion lightyears across... (Score:5, Funny)
Did they? We're here.
I know what happened here. (Score:3, Funny)
His generals tried many different approaches but none served to eliminate the threat completely. In fact, often times, the attempt would so infuriate the enemy that they would buzz about the borderlands of the Empire for years on end, death-raying this, atomic blasting that until they could finally be stamped out by the Hugalugagians with plain old fashioned space wars. This only further enraged the Emperor, and so he held a contest open to any of his citizens that could fashion a means to end the threat once and for all without requiring the messiness of pitched combat and planetary siege. The race of Hugalugag was quite xenophobic from top to bottom, from the least peasant in the fields to the mighty Emperor on high, and so everyone turned their thoughts on how to eradicate the menace of 'otherness' that surrounded them.
One day a simple weaponsmith by the name of Nancypoo Gammatron approached the throne with his proposal. This took a great deal of courage, for when the Emperor listened to the proposals of all that had come before, he only listened far enough to find a potential weakness in the plan and immediately ordered the presenter disintegrated. Proposals had become infrequent of late, which in turn further enraged the already apoplectic Emperor when he thought on it. Nevertheless, Nancypoo felt he had a fine idea. His great innovation was all in the scale of things. The Hugalugugians would build a gun so gigantic that they could march it out to one enemy star system and use their sun as a bullet to shoot the sun of yet another enemy, and so on until all enemies even remotely able to reach them were reduced to ash before they knew what hit them.
The Emperor was pleased with this idea indeed. So impressed that he ordered ten thousand of these guns be made with all due haste. And though the Hugalugagians would need to dismantle much of their empire to construct the weapons, including many planets and stars of their own, and it would take millions of years to stage the attack, at the end, the Hugalugagians might finally have a sense of peace and security. Which is really what it is all about, in the end- assuaging the vague fears with brutal violence.
You can rest assured that the Emperor's forces cleaned out their own galaxy only to find the next galaxy over teaming with filthy others, and so the troops marched on, ever on, cleaning out one galaxy after another until any potential threat was addressed, a never ending assault on a reality that didn't jibe with their mean psychology and ancient traditions, until even today. For though we can only see a hole in the universe one billion light years across, you can bet that they've been hard at work all the time the light has taken to reach us way out here in our galaxy, so that even now there is a lonley little planet orbiting around a lonely little star in a void many times the size of the big blank spot we can make out from our hopefully remote-enough vantage point here in the Milky Way.
They DID it! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There's a hole in my Universe (Score:3, Funny)
I'm seeing nowhere through the eyes of a lie
I'm getting closer to the end of the line
I'm living easy where the sun doesn't shine
One of Black Sabbath's lesser known, but still excellent works [youtube.com].
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this thread is useless ... (Score:2, Funny)
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A hole in THE UNIVERSE, you say?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing to see here. (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:5, Funny)
Coincidentally (Score:2, Funny)
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Stay the hell away from there ! (Score:3, Funny)
OK, who's tracking 'Q'? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:this thread is useless ... (Score:5, Funny)
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There. I even framed it for you.
If you copy and paste what's in the frame into something else, you can zoom in as far as you want.
Oh, I should mention that it's the negative.
Re:Viral (Score:3, Funny)
Now that we've fulfilled our evolutionary purpose, it's our time to go away like the dinosaurs.
Of course, the aliens who created us, they're thinking . . . "okay, these things we've created . . . they can be killed by viruses right? Okay, and they like sex a whole lot, right? So what we need is a deadly virus that is passed by sex."
Is it any surprise that the AIDS epidemic really took off about the same time McDonald's stopped using Styrofoam? I think not!
--AC
Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:5, Funny)
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NO CARRIER
Re:Wow! (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:And all of a sudden....Dust mites. (Score:1, Funny)
Lucifer is a Latin word meaning "light-bearer" (from lux, lucis, "light", and ferre, "to bear, bring"), a Roman astrological term for the "Morning Star"http://http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer [http]
I, Jesus, have sent My angel to testify to you these things for the churches. I am the root and the descendant of David, the bright Morning Star. (Rev 22:16). Is he admitting it?
While divination and magic are a sin, Jesus performs "miracles" seemingly at will. Whats the difference between a Miracle and Magic?
Second Commandment: Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Yet, most christian faiths worship Jesus before God. Jesus is the symbol of their faith, not the "True Creator" or "God." Wouldn't it just be a nice simple trick for the devil, whos primary role is to take souls away from God, to come to earth and trick millions of followers into following a false prophet.
I dunno, just an idea. Think for yourself.
Re:Repeat after me ... (Score:4, Funny)
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It brought this situation to mind. . . (Score:3, Funny)
What?
Don't cross the streams.
Why?
It would be bad.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Try to imagine the instant annihilation of all matter and energy within 500 million light years of here.
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ya forgot to read the ending... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well I guess the joke is on us. (Score:3, Funny)
And you wonder why you're all virgins.