Super Pathway Discovered In Southern Ocean 167
WaltonNews writes in to let us know that a major underwater current called the Tasman Outflow has been discovered by Australian scientists. It helps to regulate the Earth's climate by providing water flow between three oceans in the southern hemisphere. Relatedly, a senior climate scientist has called for the establishment of a Southern Hemisphere network of deep ocean moorings, to complement the network already established in the North Atlantic. The intent is to detect any change in ocean circulation that may adversely influence global climate.
Dude! (Score:5, Funny)
I call bullshit! (Score:4, Funny)
There are no natural processes which affect climate. We all know what affects climate, is our use of incandescent light bulbs!
If only we'd all switch to mercury filled compact flouros, we'd reduce this nations energy consumption by almost 0.005%! Not only that, we'd increase the amount of mercury in our groundwater by over 200%! Mercury is good for you and helps build strong bones and teeth.
Also, we should junk our existing cars and build and purchase new ones which are marginally more efficient.
WHEN WILL WE LEARN?! THE ONLY SOLUTION TO CLIMATE PROBLEMS IS TO SPEND SPEND SPEND SPEND ON COMPANIES AL GORE HAS STOCK IN.
IT'S SETTLED SCIENCE (Score:5, Funny)
Holy shit, it's hot out today! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Re:And we start another global climate change thre (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Tasmanian Outflow vs. North Atlantic Current (Score:4, Funny)
Ted Stevens had this comment... (Score:3, Funny)
Sequel time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Adverse changes? (Score:5, Funny)
Haven't you heard? All change is adverse. Change that hurts humans is bad because it hurts the oppressed, and change that helps humans is bad because it helps the oppressors. Welcome to the 21st century, it's stranger than fiction.
Re:Sequel time (Score:1, Funny)
Who named it? (Score:1, Funny)
When they discovered it, who informed us that the name of it was the "Tasman Outflow" ???
Re:IT'S SETTLED SCIENCE (Score:1, Funny)
It is obvious to any right-thinking man that pollution of the Earth cannot possibly affect mankind. First of all, the Earth is too big. Have you ever looked at a globe? The earth is many times bigger than even the biggest globe you have ever seen.
Second of all, if lefty "reality preachers" are so sure about evolution, then what is the big deal? Mankind will evolve special mercury-digestion organs and smog filters in the throat.
Third of all, whatever happens to the Earth is God's Will. Are you really so arrogant that you think you can change the Earth that God made? No, the Earth will never change unless God makes it change to punish us for our sins against wealthy industrialists.
Prior Art (Score:2, Funny)