Computer Program Learns Baby Talk in Any Language 170
athloi writes "Researchers have made a computer program that learns to decode sounds from different languages in the same way that a baby does. The program will help to shed new light on how people learn to talk. It has already raised questions as to how much specific information about language is hard-wired into the brain."
for all you techies let me translate (Score:5, Funny)
Baby talk? I swear at my computer! (Score:5, Funny)
Meh. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:for all you techies let me translate (Score:4, Funny)
yes but... (Score:5, Funny)
"ikky wikky gaga googoo hehe hoohoo gaga, Dave"
People are afraid of new things (Score:4, Funny)
How about one that deciphers it for parents ... (Score:3, Funny)
... and integrates it into a baby monitor ...
2 PM:
She: Look, the baby said "mama."
He: No, the baby said "dada."
She: "Mama!"
He: "Dada!"
2 AM:
She: The baby's crying for you - it said "dada."
He: No, the baby said "mama."
She: "Dada!"
He: "Mama!"
Re:for all you techies let me translate (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Meh. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Meh. (Score:3, Funny)
You guys made me laugh, though. +1 Funny.
Silent Little Johnnie (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, one morning at breakfast, Silent Little Johnnie suddenly pounded the table with both teenage fists, spit out a maw full of FruitLoops, and loudly announced, "This cereal tastes like shit!"
SLJ's parents were shocked. His Mother somewhat regained her composure and asked, "Johnnie...what happened? We thought you couldn't speak!"
"I can speak just fine", responded the no longer silent little Johnnie. "But why haven't you said anything before now?" his Father asked.
"Because", NLSLJ replied, "...up to now, everything s'been OK..."
Re:Two speed bumps (Score:3, Funny)
Yes I can. I'm psychic... Dennis.
And so it begins... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Skeptical (Score:2, Funny)
But...how cunning a linguist are you?
(Always wanted to say that)
Re:for all you techies let me translate (Score:4, Funny)
Ha, that's what she said...
Re:Genetics IS a form of memory. (Score:3, Funny)
As a parent I recognise the humour - it's exciting when they start to say MaMa or DaDa, it's an entirely different experience when they learn the word "no".
Re:yes but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Baby talk? I swear at my computer! (Score:3, Funny)
With an American accent. Saying someone has no accent is like saying they have no language
Re:Baby talk? I swear at my computer! (Score:5, Funny)
Ewww, that was worse than a goatse link. I feel dirty.
Re:Snootchie what? (Score:3, Funny)