Breakthrough Brings Star Trek Transporter Closer 503
japerr writes to mention The Independant is reporting that a new breakthrough may bring scientists one step closer to a Star Trek style transporter. " A team of physicists has teleported data over a distance of 89 miles from the Canary Island of La Palma to the neighbouring island of Tenerife, which is 10 times further than the previous attempt at teleportation through free space. The scientists did it by exploiting the "spooky" and virtually unfathomable field of quantum entanglement - when the state of matter rather than matter itself is sent from one place to another. Tiny packets or particles of light, photons, were used to teleport information between telescopes on the two islands. The photons did it by quantum entanglement and scientists hope it will form the basis of a way of sending encrypted data."
Bad Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Misleading summary. Minus 100 points.
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
In other words:
No red-shirted crewman were harmed in this experiment.
Re:When the day come... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:When the day come... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The "Independant"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bad Summary (Score:5, Funny)
He woke up the next day and told Geordi he didn't think he'd be able to go to the holodeck.
"Sorry, but I woke up feeling really encrypted"
- RG>
*Overheard in the lab* (Score:3, Funny)
GIBBS - Hah. Interesting, interesting. You hear what you said? "Here goes nothing."
LORA - Well, I meant -
GIBBS - Whereas actually, what we propose to do is to turn something into nothing and back again. So you might just as well have said, "Here goes something and here comes nothing." Hah!
Re:When the day come... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:IndependEnt! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Call me dumb... (Score:2, Funny)
It's actually a far more advanced version of the Star Trek technology.
Say, for example, that you are in orbit and someone on the surface wants to know what colour shirt a crewman is wearing.
With the inefficient Star Trek model, you'd have to send the crewman down, wearing the shirt.
With this data-teleportation model, you only have to send the message "The crewman is wearing a red shirt."
Unfortunately, since he didn't actually go on an away mission, you'd have to find another way to kill him off.
- RG>
Re:Call me dumb... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bad Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Explains why Data had the urge to write Perl
-1 Troll
'tis uncertain... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but as soon as they heard of it, they couldn't locate it.
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:4, Funny)
Transporters won't ever happen (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bad Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Cpt.: What do you mean?
Data: All my video data has been modified... and there is a number burned in my mind... it's 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0.
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:5, Funny)
I own many of the technical manuals, and they go to pains to handwave over this part of it, making a big deal about "Heisenberg compensators" and working through how these machines capture the data (basically every quantum number in the system, in real time, digitally). All of the gear you mention usually has something called a "phase transition coil" that does the complicated job of making the matter non-corporeal. One can assume the mass is turned into energy, the books won't dissuade you from this, but mass into energy isn't a phase transition, and the amount of energy you'd get from the average human mass would destroy the Enterprise several times over.
The likely explanation a writer, cornered, would give you is that these devices handle matter that is in an as-yet-undiscovered, highly exotic, highly energetic, wavelike, and protean phase of matter, that might as well be energy from our modern-day perspective. In the canon, an object being transported is never referred to as energy, but as "phased matter," which would seem to support this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going off to sleep with my highly exotic, highly energetic, and as-yet-undiscovered girlfriend.
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call me dumb... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I dunno. Six thousand years doesn't seem like that long to me.
Re:Transporters won't ever happen (Score:3, Funny)
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
-Douglas Adams
Re:IndependEnt! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Teleport? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:5, Funny)
whats the big deal? (Score:2, Funny)
at the moment all it seems they have done is transmitted data(with small d). We have been able to do that since morse code... Can somebody explain to me what the big deal is becasue apart from the ultimate aim, I'm failing to see how this is a breakthrough.
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:spooky? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dear Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Give me data, not matter (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bad Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dear Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:3, Funny)
The infamous undiscovered cun.....no I just can't do it
Re:One step closer to an ansible, maybe. (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, he's dead Jim! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call me dumb... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Call me dumb... (Score:2, Funny)
He wasn't sure if the original soul got transported along with the body.
Capt Kirk: Hi there St. Peter! You may not know it, but I am a famous starship captain. You're not going to hold the green alien chick thing against me, are you?
St. Peter - points to about 400 Capt. Kirks standing around - You again!
Re:The "Independant"? (Score:3, Funny)
infact; v; 1. to agressively attack with facts and/or information 2. the state of being so set upon ("I'm infacting as hard as I can, Captain!", "Help! Help! I'm being infacted!") n; any implement used in the execution of such
See also "LART", "clueing"
I'm not so sure that "Independant" is an infact, but it makes my head hurt so you may be right.