Easy-to-Make Material Scratches Diamond 213
holy_calamity writes "A material tough enough to scratch diamond that can be made without resorting to massive pressure has been developed at UCLA. A regular furnace and a zap of current is enough to meld boron with the metal rhenium." Sound familiar? This is the other new material tougher than diamond, but no word yet on how they rate against each other.
Adamantium (Score:2, Funny)
Now how is the skeletal bonding programing doing?
rhenium diboride? (Score:4, Funny)
Nice. (Score:5, Funny)
Sweet.
IMPOSSIBLE! (Score:4, Funny)
Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
Wedding ring replacement (Score:5, Funny)
If this sounds familiar... (Score:5, Funny)
A regular furnace and a zap of current is enough to meld boron with the metal rhenium....Sound familiar?
If this sounds familiar you need to get out more. Seriously.
When keying someone's car isn't enough (Score:5, Funny)
Move over DeBeers (Score:4, Funny)
Re:rhenium diboride? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nice. (Score:5, Funny)
clobbering (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nice. (Score:2, Funny)
Hardness, stiffness, and toughness (Score:5, Funny)
Again, we mustn't conflate hardness, stiffness, and toughness!
I've been studying diamond for a while now, and have a fairly prominent webpage about diamond's material properties [sque.co.uk], and on three separate occasions I have been contacted in the following way:
A budding fantasy author is writing a book in which the protagonist has a sword made out of diamond, "because diamond is the hardest material of all!", and they wanted to run the idea past me first.
So I point out that, despite being very hard (i.e. resistant to indentation), diamond is in fact very brittle (i.e. not very tough), and indeed the very first time that our hero hits something with his diamond sword, it will shatter.
In one case, the author said that I had basically ruined his life by wrecking the whole concept of the book that he had been writing for the last few years. In subsequent emails, he was begging me to come up with a solution (e.g. diamond sword, coated with steel, etc.?)...
Re:Stiffer, not harder (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If this sounds familiar... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If this sounds familiar... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hardness, stiffness, and toughness (Score:5, Funny)
The sword was crafted by an Uber Death Mage, who used the blood of the last virgin to scream "first post!" on slashdot to cast a technobabble spell, which caused the entire blade to form as a single facet of diamond. Thus having no stress points, the blade would be nearly perfect, as long as the victim didn't use a Google shield to find previous postings and block it.
That took me a whole 15 seconds.... surely he's had a bit more time to ponder?
Re:Stiffer, not harder (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nice. (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, and it'd cost at least two months' salary.
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hardness, stiffness, and toughness (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does this mean.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nice. (Score:2, Funny)
You did realize his user id is one thirtieth of yours, right? If anything, he should be welcoming you, n00b.
Re:Move over DeBeers (Score:5, Funny)
You laugh, but as a female geek I would be Seriously Impressed by a marriage proposal which featured a ring made from something exotic like that. Assuming that I was sufficiently insane to consent to marriage, I would forever after wear that ring and smirk at the Normals with their plain old diamonds.
Re:Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
We tried to kill the myth, sergeant, but apparently our bullets could only cripple it.
Mohs would be proud. (Score:4, Funny)
Obvious answer... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wedding ring replacement (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, scratch that!
Re:what? (Score:3, Funny)
What the?! How did I suddenly get teleported into Barrens chat?
not quite a drop in replacement yet, though... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:IMPOSSIBLE! (Score:2, Funny)
New toy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:rhenium diboride? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wedding ring replacement (Score:2, Funny)
Use a bigger test sample. Larger diamonds are more resilient in matrimonial tests, as are a greater quantity of diamonds, though to a lesser extent.
- RG>
Re:IMPOSSIBLE! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:rhenium diboride? (Score:3, Funny)