Space Debris Narrowly Misses Airliner 297
An anonymous reader writes "An airliner jet traveling from Chile to New Zealand early today was in for an interesting ride. Flaming space debris — the remains of a Russian satellite — came hurtling back to Earth not far from a commercial jet on its way to Auckland, New Zealand. Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet. From the article: 'The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340 ... notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...'"
IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Score:3, Funny)
Chili? Russion? (Score:5, Funny)
Chili?
Russion?
I hate it when my spicy peppers serve as runways.... editors, come on. Are you kidding me?
Damne them! (Score:2, Funny)
Damne those Russions!!!
Sorry... couldn't help myself...
I'll get right on it! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Behind? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Chili? Russion? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Behind? (Score:5, Funny)
Wormhole Technology! (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently the Russions developed wormhole technology! An object can be both in front of and behind a jet at the same time! I hope they don't share this technology with the Chili-ans!
Apparently, the Chili-ans have already developed the highly vaunted A-340 rear-view mirror technology. (Seriously, how do you see something 5 miles BEHIND a A-340 from the pilot seat?)
Or maybe this is just the worst summary ever. Although I'm a fan of anybody who can completely offend 160 million people in a single paragraph by misspelling the name of their nations.
Re:Behind? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Chili? Russion? (Score:4, Funny)
Weren't they at Woodstock? (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Evil's Giant Magnet (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Chili? Russion? (Score:3, Funny)
OK then, how about this? (Score:5, Funny)
Definitely, we need a Vacuum Cleaner (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Weren't they at Woodstock? (Score:2, Funny)
Its time for Roger Wilco (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Space debris eh? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Behind? (Score:3, Funny)
IN 2010, they intend to ship planes with Klinger as well.
Re:Interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Not to worry; the Earth gains about one ton per year from infalling cosmic particles.
As well, the Frito-Lay Corporation, in partnership with Dolly-Madison, are committed to the task of increasing the Earth's gravitational pull... one person at a time. I take my hat off to these patriotic, civic-minded businesses for doing their part to solve the desperate space-junk problem!
Modified Pre-Takeoff Safety Instructions (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OK, I'm confused (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Interesting (Score:1, Funny)
Re:nautical miles, not miles. (Score:4, Funny)
1 NM == 1 minute of Latitude
So it also missed him by 5 minutes;-)
That must be quantum debris (Score:1, Funny)
Or their weather report should be updated to include expected orbital re-entries.