Caves on Mars? 99
RockDoctor writes "The BBC is reporting that the photo-surveying of Mars has revealed seven suspected cave entrances in the Arsia Mons volcanic area.
This has been hinted at before — long sinuous channels in the same region have been interpreted as collapsed 'lava tube' caves — but the scale of the suggested entrances (sheer drops of 80 to 130m from the surrounding surface) makes my troglodytic hands twitch for my abseiling gear."
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Dear Aunt Anthro, are there cave-martians?
Sincerely, Timmy in Ohio (age 8)
Dear Timmy;
I want to encourage your interest in science! Yes, there are cave-martians. They have huge fangs and many clawed tentacles. They drool stinky green ichor and crawl like nothing you've ever seen before. They are known for hiding in dark closets and under beds. Also, they have flying saucers and know where Ohio is.
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Yeah, your way makes SO much more sense. Good job flaming someone when you can't do it right yourself.
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Way to keep your eyes open, Mr. Smartypants.