Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings 411
Frosty Piss writes "Supervolcanoes can sleep for centuries or millennia before producing incredibly massive eruptions that can drop ash across an entire continent. One of the largest supervolcanoes in the world lies beneath Yellowstone National Park. Significant activity continues beneath the surface. And the activity has been increasing lately, scientists have discovered. In addition, the nearby Teton Range of mountains is somehow getting shorter. The findings, reported this month in the Journal of Journal of Geophysical Research, suggest that a slow and gradual movement of a volcano over time can shape a landscape more than a violent eruption."
Fact for the day (Score:5, Funny)
Horizon (Score:2, Funny)
Better not happen before I find out what happens in Lost.
i have an idear (Score:2, Funny)
-Dirtbag
Told them not to do it. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm hungry (Score:5, Funny)
So long.... (Score:1, Funny)
Volcano TCO (Score:2, Funny)
You need to get your Volcano software from a company that will be there to send you patches and keep your volcano humming along nicely. You can't trust those pesky Linux starups that last only until all the share options are cashed up.
You also need to consider Total Cost of Ownership. That is, beyond the ticket price you need to consider the costs associated with keeping your volcano up to date over the centuries. Independent analysis shows that Microsoft Windows for Volcanos is the best software choice for your volcano.
Yellowstone Alone (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Horizon (Score:5, Funny)
> equivalent of a nuclear winter.
Fortunately we're compensating with global warming
Re:Fact for the day (Score:4, Funny)
This is all a bunch of hot air. (Score:0, Funny)
Re:I'm scared (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Volcano TCO (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously anthropogenic (Score:3, Funny)
50% (Score:2, Funny)
I love quantum theory.
Re:Tornado Alley and supervolcanos (Score:5, Funny)
On the bright side, SCO would have front row seats.
Eat hot ash Darl!
The volcano god is angry! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm scared (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm scared (Score:5, Funny)
The one before that was about 1985
And before that about 1980.
Does that mean that there is a cycle of 5 years between citations and that I'm overdue for another citation?
Re:Fact for the day (Score:5, Funny)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20070314/lnq070 315.gif [yimg.com]
Al Gore (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:4, Funny)
Since p -> (q V r), p being images of French breasts on Google Images, q being the accuracy of your statement and r being the French breasts themselves, we can conclude that the statement might be true or might be false.
Re:50% (Score:3, Funny)
Quantum theory is very wierd.
Does someone know how to contact Bruce Willis? (Score:5, Funny)
But I warn you, there will be casualties. Everyone but the romantic leading man and the vulnerable-but-tough woman will be in real mortal danger. But I know we can do it!
Re:i have an idear (Score:3, Funny)
NOT IT!
Odds are you shouldn't worry in the US48 (Score:3, Funny)
If the Yellowstone Supervolcano blows, the last forecast I heard was that it will be about 100 times as powerful as the Thera/Santorini explosion. The sound alone will probably kill everyone in the contenental US instantly. It's only the rest of the human race that has to suffer and die during the resulting ice age.
Have a nice day. =)
Re:I'm scared (Score:3, Funny)
Global catastrophe and end of life as know it aside, this could be positive for gaming!
Re:I'm scared (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine what it would take to turn over all the soil in Kansas. Oh... wait... that happens at the start of every planting. So. If this happens during the winter, they might need to scrape off some ash, pile it by the side of the field, or take and put it in a big pile someplace (which is what happens to grain a lot of the time anyway). The real concern is that it will happen during the growing season and interfere with growth and harvest.
You can't compare the clearing of a massive wreck of twisted metal and concrete full of remains to clearing a field. Obviously, interfering with growth and harvest is a major concern. If it's not raining, a strategy involving a blower attachment to a combine might still save the crop. Somebody should test that. If it rains though, your crop couuld end up encased in something with the consistancy of wet cement. Also, you've got to filter those engines really well. Somebody should test this, like FEMA... umm... ok, umm... yeah, we're fucked.
Re:Horizon (Score:3, Funny)
/wrist (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:4, Funny)
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll devastate whole ecosystems...
2036 (Score:5, Funny)
On the upside, we won't have to worry about the 2038 unix/linux clock rollover.
Re:50% (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yellowstone Alone (Score:3, Funny)
Judging by all the inflation, pressure and possible eruptions - scientists have concluded that Yellowstone really needs to get laid.
Ah! I always wondered where that "sacrifice a virgin" meme came from.
the tourists help! We need more (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Al Gore (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh Oh (Score:3, Funny)
So have I, and my prediction based on previous history it will just change it's name to a three letter acronym, fail to sue IBM and fizzle out leaving a smoking crater in Utah.
Oh, we're talking about geology...
Re:Fact for the day (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why be scared? (Score:1, Funny)
And you can run your testicles on empty.
Re:holy crap! (Score:3, Funny)
Just remember this rule when buying emergency pants:
Emergency pants are always brown.
You already know why.
Re:Why be scared? (Score:3, Funny)
I lived in Europe from 1980 through 1993. In retrospect, I'd rather go with the supervolcano.
Re:Tornado Alley and supervolcanos (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fact for the day (Score:4, Funny)
Re:2036 (Score:2, Funny)