Asteroid Highlighted as Impact Threat 297
Maggie McKee writes "The asteroid Apophis has been traversing the void of space for untold years; in just a few decades time it will make a very close pass to Earth, and could make an unwelcome stop on our planet's surface. Even still, it's nothing to get too worked up about. The 20-million-tonne object has a 1 in 45,000 chance of hitting the Pacific Ocean in early April of 2036. If it did hit, it could trigger a tsunami that would do an untold amount of damage to the California coastline and many other places on Earth. Despite the low level of the threat, it's still a real enough danger to prompt the United Nations to develop a protocol about the scenario. We'll get a closeup look at the object in 2029, and at that point we should have a better idea of what 2036 will bring us."
Call Bruce Willis (Score:5, Funny)
We have some drilling to do!
No Worries (Score:5, Funny)
Cancel that request... nothing to be worried about... nothing to see here. Move along folks..
Re:great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:5, Funny)
leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:1 in 45,000 chance (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:4, Funny)
Anyway, with any luck, some smart intern has already pointed out that titling a movie 'armageddon' should, generally, rule out a sequel.
Hmm. (Score:1, Funny)
Thanks (Score:5, Funny)
I'll stick a reminder in outlook.
In other words... (Score:3, Funny)
DOOMSDAY PARTY IN CHICAGO! WHOOO! *plays Conga by Miami Sound Machine*
The new protocol point by point.. (Score:5, Funny)
>>(green, no asteroid)
>>(yellow, the asteroid MIGHT be near the earth)
>>(orange, be careful when answering your door, IT MIGHT BE THE ASTEROID!)
>>(red, we're already dead from the impact)
2. earmark government funds to buy swimsuits and surfboards for all californians
3. have congressional prayer sessions thanking the intelligent designer for wiping out the seat of all vice
4. only give recovery funds to predominently white areas.
5. Invade iraq in retaliation.
Ah, Wikipedia's dry humor. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Strange write-up (Score:5, Funny)
Get me a Rickenbacker guitar (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:1, Funny)
There'll be a younger, more emo version of Willis. May be one of those boy band idols...
improbability (Score:4, Funny)
Re:leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity. (Score:3, Funny)
'nuff said (Score:3, Funny)
Ob. HHGTTG (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ah, Wikipedia's dry humor. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Call Bruce Willis (Score:2, Funny)
obliterate california? (Score:0, Funny)
Never Fear, Space Garbage is Here! (Score:4, Funny)
California? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:improbability (Score:3, Funny)
That depends. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No Worries (Score:1, Funny)