Low Earth Orbit Junk Yard Nearly Full 443
vlado4 writes "The New York Times has up an article on the amount of space junk in Earth Orbit. According to NASA officials, the amount of stuff we've put into LEO is at critical levels. Additionally they have great graphics of the nearly 1000 new pieces resulting from testing the new Chinese anti-satellite weapon, as well as the damage to Hubble's solar array. The litter is now so bad that, even if space-faring nations refrained from further interference, collisions would continue to create more clutter just above our atmosphere. Space debris appear to be a difficult problem to deal with and may hinder future space exploration."
No problem (Score:5, Funny)
Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Look at the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, but it also prevents stuff from comig in. Things like alien landers, etc. Or in an earth hostility only mode, it is a cheaper, and more effective, vresion of the Star Wars defense. Put more up there and let it shield us.
Solution (Score:5, Funny)
It will counter global warming (Score:5, Funny)
Hah--! (Score:3, Funny)
new moon (Score:2, Funny)
We've finally done it. (Score:4, Funny)
I guess we'll just have to go back to throwing our crap exclusively into the air and oceans. Last one to the beach with a six-pack is a rotten egg!
I have a radical idea (Score:5, Funny)
The problem will be solved in 3 months.
Dear China, (Score:3, Funny)
You also might be interested to know that there has been a litany of terrestrial environmental mistakes made over the past century or so. While we recognize that it's you're right to fuck shit up on your own, we strongly suggest at least making an attempt to learn from mistakes already made.
In summary, we all remember our first beer too, but come on, it's time to grow up a bit.
Sincerely,
The World
saweet (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Ok, didn't Nasa Tell teh Astronaughts not to fl (Score:5, Funny)
Depending on the human, somewhere around around 32 inches.
Java to the Rescue! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No problem (Score:2, Funny)
Hafrumph!!! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:No problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How bad are we? (Score:5, Funny)
What's next, a space station on cinder blocks?
RonB
Re:No problem (Score:5, Funny)
RonB
A giant vacuum... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ok, didn't Nasa Tell teh Astronaughts not to fl (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No problem (Score:5, Funny)
that will never work unless they can breed sharks that can survive in space..
Re:Solution (Score:3, Funny)
The Katamari Damacy Solution. I like it.
Re:No problem (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Typical (Score:4, Funny)
The sooner I get rid of you guys the better.
Killing yourself is never the answer, killing everyone else is a better and less selfish solution.
Re:Typical (Score:5, Funny)
Bah, it's hubris to think that mankind has put enough stuff in LEO to affect the entire orbital space.
Furthermore, what's to say that natural sources don't put more space junk in LEO than human processes?
And who cares if we've "filled up" LEO -- surely technological advances will enable us to deal with the complications as they arise.
And why should we (the US) have to bear the biggest burden of reducing the trash in LEO, when developing nations (those without a space program) get off scott free? It's not like we're the major contributor or anything.
Besides, the jury is still out... plenty of independent* scientists dispute the findings of this study, and we should take no action until there is consensus.
*Independent: funded by the "other side" of the interested parties
Re:Not far off (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No problem (Score:5, Funny)
Also, we can schedule a date and time where everybody exhales simultaneously. That'll help.
Re:Not so bad, if you think about it (Score:3, Funny)
"During an eight year period ending in 2002, the solar panels on the Hubble Telescope were struck by space debris at least 725,000 times. Five thousand of these left crates and holes large enough to be seen by the naked eye."
Nope, not too high at all.
Time for... (Score:4, Funny)
Junk Science (Score:4, Funny)
Bad astronaut behavior (Score:3, Funny)
Weightless bitch-fighting.... hand me the beer and peanuts! Send 8 of 'em to space and they could make it into a survivor-style reality TV series.
Re:Bad astronaut behavior (Score:3, Funny)
-nB