String Theory Put to the Test 407
secretsather writes to mention that scientists have come up with a definitive test that could prove or disprove string theory. The project is described as "Similar to the well known U.S. particle collider at Fermi Lab, the Large Hadron Collider, scheduled for November 2007, is expected to be the largest, and highest energy particle accelerator in existence; it will use liquid helium cooled superconducting magnets to produce electric fields that will propel particles to near light speeds in a 16.7 mile circular tunnel. They then introduce a new particle into the accelerator, which collides with the existing ones, scattering many other mysterious subatomic particles about."
Flexible Theory (Score:1, Funny)
Life, The Universe, and Everything (Score:4, Funny)
Did anyone honestly think that the answer would be different?
XKCD Has a great take on this... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flipping Philosophies? (Score:4, Funny)
Large what collider? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flipping Burgers? (Score:3, Funny)
And the essential problem in trying to falsify it is that it's so bad it's not even wrong.
KFG
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You can't prove a theory (Score:4, Funny)
Please vote to give this article the scientificmethodcantproveonlydisprove tag
Cheers,
Reid
Bye, everyone! (Score:4, Funny)
So, who wants to loan me large sums of money? Pay you back in December?
debate still rages? (Score:5, Funny)
It thought this was cleared up years ago:
Scanning/Copying based on a terminator byte pattern is fraught with error and is definitely not secure.
Buffer sizes are terribly problematic when left tot he caller to check on overflow. It must be in the methods, and thus part of the data structure. (see point above).
Strings these days are UTF-7 or 8, which makes them an even better candidate for a object-based construct rather than a memory map.
I'd like to point out the....oh, wait...
Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger? (Score:5, Funny)
Marty: Does that mean it's better? Is it any better?
Nigel, well, it's one more, isn't it? Most blokes, their theories only use ten dimensions. They're at ten, where do they have to go from there? When we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to eleven?
Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One more!
The trick is projection (Score:5, Funny)
Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space.
Re:You can't prove a theory (Score:3, Funny)
High-energy physics - fun, fun, fun! (Score:3, Funny)
"You see, what we'll do is accelerate some shit up to within a hairs-breadth of the speed of light then smash it into some other shit and see what happens."
Gotta love those wacky physicists!
Re:Flipping Burgers? (Score:2, Funny)
Proven String Theory (Score:3, Funny)
String Theory was proven on July 16, 2003, and confirmed after peer review and over 20 separate duplicated efforts, including a lab in Dallas, Texas.
Proven: When you need a piece of string to tie something up, and you find a piece of string in a junk drawer, it will always be too short for use, or too long and when cut to the appropriate length, the remaining piece will be too short for further use.
A similar, but as yet unproven theory is in testing: When you have a piece of string and measure it by "eyeballing" it will always be too short for actual use.
Re:Proofs are for mathematics (Score:2, Funny)
Mythbusters (Score:5, Funny)
This is why the Mythbusters should not be allowed to design scientific equipment. I can picture Adam dancing about in girlish glee even now...
Oh, lighten up. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Flipping Burgers? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flipping Burgers? (Score:2, Funny)
Keep running the experiment; eventually you'll get the outcome you expect.
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The trick is projection (Score:5, Funny)
Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> .
So where's my freakin' Nobel?
Re:Bah (Score:3, Funny)
Favorite Dimension? (Score:2, Funny)
"10... no, wait 11!.... AUUUUGGGGHHH"