Extraterrestrials Probably Haven't Found Us - Yet 588
kasparn writes "The Guardian today has a story about the Danish astrophysicist Rasmus Bjoerk, who recently conducted simulations on how long it will take to colonize the Milky Way. The basic idea is to send out probes in different directions (including various heights above the galactic plane). He estimates that it will take some 10 billion years to explore 4 % of the Milky Way. Since the age of the Universe is of the same order, his conclusion is that aliens can't have had time required to find us yet."
I should hope so... (Score:5, Funny)
The Galactic Lottery (Score:5, Funny)
Plus he's not taking into account multiple alien races. So that's like double 4% which is almost 8%. Do that a few hundred times and you get 108%. This guy clearly doesn't understand math.
Wrong (Score:3, Funny)
I once worked out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Duh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How close minded can one be? (Score:5, Funny)
when they show up, please ask them how they survived the big bang.
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Self replicating probes?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's assuming... (Score:2, Funny)
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=21759
*scratching head*
Re:Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Not impressed by this guy's argument.
He is probably just assuming that the aliens have a pretty much exact parallel to NASA.
Re:Based on poor assumptions (Score:5, Funny)
(That said, I totally agree with you.)
Scary (Score:2, Funny)
Hmm . . .
1.- self replicating probes... check
2.- enuff "intelligence" to determine something it sees/feels/etc is an actual lifeform... check
3.- humanity's own history making buggy, security lax software... check
4.- throw in some polymorphic stuff in the software so the probe can better itself...check
5.- an "easter egg", timebomb prank from a bender-obsessed hacker (MUST KILL HUMANS)... check
Possible end result? == The cylons
Re:Duh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Galactic Lottery (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Negative. I find your argument untenable. I am in agreement with the Danish monkey-being. Probabilities of non-human life spreading through the Galaxy and discovering primitive monkey-beings in Sol System are minimal. Probability is on the same order of probability of a F'narthag slime-weasel evolving wings and taking flight. It is also highly improbable that extraterrestrial beings would colonize the pathetic planet Earth and blend into the primitive monkey-being society. They would be forced to hide in internet discussion groups and the tech sector so that they are mistaken for geeks when they display lack of monkey-being social skills.
Just reported... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Duh (Score:5, Funny)
So I guess you are both wrong.
Eat at Earth (Score:5, Funny)
I am sure their galactic physicians will recommend they don't eat too many humans from the Northwestern Continent due to cholesterol or something, but that they can eat all the yellow humans from the east they want, even if they will be hungry again in a few parsecs.
Self replicating probles will doom us ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That's assuming... (Score:5, Funny)
You mean looking at stuff through a telescope?
Re:The Galactic Lottery (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I should hope so... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:2, Funny)
Thanks for the summary. You must be new here.
Probe Droid? (Score:3, Funny)
I think we've got something, sir. The report is only a fragment from a probe droid in the sol system, but it's the best lead we've had.
We have thousands of probe droids searching the galaxy. I want proof, not leads!
The visuals indicate life readings.
It could mean anything. If we followed every lead...
But, sir, the sol system is supposed to be devoid of humaoid forms.
That's it. The humans are there.
There are so many uncharted worlds...
That is the system! Set your course for the sol system. General, prepare your men!
Eventually these probes came home (Score:3, Funny)
Face it, we're not going to meet aliens, because they've already been destroyed by their own creations.
Re:Eat at Earth - Wonderful solution. (Score:1, Funny)
SURVEY (Score:5, Funny)
How would you prefer to travel?
a. A blue Police Box that can traverse space and time, with a hot British former 'teen star' that is obviously in love with your weirdness.
b. A big ancient ring that can take you anywhere where there is a corresponding ancient ring, but you keep bumping into Egyption dog people who try to kill you.
c. A large dinner shaped spaceship that does warp factors, but you get to shoot at klingons and make sexy time with green chicks (remember its all about the Journey!) Just dont get assimilated by Bjork!
d. Travelling with the Robinson family and a stupid robot that shouts "Danger" long after it stopped being funny. Oh and a pedophile.
e. In a ship that can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs - With a great big hairy Wooky and a gay robot.
e. Spending time on the only ship to have survived an attack by robots with KITT in their face, where it is a daily battle to stay alive.
f. On a moon that was flung out of orbit by a massive thermonuclear explosion initiated by the build up of magnetic radiation, which there is much debate as to it being caused by global warming.
g. Traveling across universes with a guy that looks like Mike Moore, where each new universe you 'slide' into is exactly like being on LSD.
h. On a ship with a dorky hologram an evolved cat, a computer with an IQ of 6000 and a very stupid robot, but every day is hilarious!
I. The space shuttle. (yawn)
Re:Heh (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How close minded can one be? (Score:4, Funny)
Holy shit, Tom Cruise posts on Slashdot!
Re:Eat at Earth (Score:3, Funny)
Unless these alieens are doing the Kessel Run, of course.
Regards,
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*Art
Re:SURVEY (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sorry, I didn't read past your first option. Where do I sign up?
What context?! (Score:5, Funny)
Average weight of humans up... sounds like and interstellar Hansel and Gretal
Re:Based on poor assumptions (Score:4, Funny)
That's why *I* laugh when people think we haven't solved the issue of atomic abrasion. Teflon was named after our home planet, after all. Ha ha ha...
Puny human!
Re:SURVEY (Score:2, Funny)