When global warming is outlawed, only outlaws will be warm...er, globally

.... advocating that broadcast meteorologists be stripped of their scientific certification....

That's funny. I always thought that predicting the weather around here was about as scientific as predicting the lotto numbers.

Why the need of stripping titles. Simply put them on a melting iceberg :)

They definitely rank above your local newsman, but they are still required to make awkward jokes at the end of each segment...

there were scientist crying about global COOLING

Well looking at my backyard [cbs2.com], I wouldn't be so quick to knock global cooling. Rapid climate change? What rapid climate change? :)

He had mean parents

Methane, for one. Every time you eat chili, you're harming the planet.

Save the chili, save the world!

But the press should give unbiased representation to both sides, so that people can draw their own conclusions - it's their job. Can you imagine the flak if a reporter did a science story then said "While the conclusion is obvious to over 99% of the population, some crackpots still disagree. We searched hard to find one such moron with a dissenting view and here he is. Sir, are you on crack or just plain stupid?"

I just googled for her picture.

And let me say... she ain't cute enough to be so stupid.