White Dolphin Functionally Extict 868
An anonymous reader writes "For the first time in nearly fifty years another mammal, specifically an aquatic mammal, has gone extinct. In this case, it was the white dolphin, also known as the Baiji, which used to live in the Yangtze River in China. The dolphin had been known to exist for the last 20 million years."
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Overloards (Score:5, Funny)
I just have one question! (Score:4, Funny)
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Ironic Article Timing (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:really... (Score:5, Funny)
That's not true...We take the Lexus to the environmental rally on Sundays, Saturday is Hummer day.
20 million years seems like a pretty good run (Score:4, Funny)
So long (Score:4, Funny)
'60s TV reference alert (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I just have one question! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why do we care all that much? (Score:1, Funny)
I blame George Bush (Score:2, Funny)
He and the GLOBAL WARMING DENIERS killed the white dolphin
it probably drowned because all the ice on the Yangtzee thawed thanks to Halliburton.
All you stupid Christian idiots probably think Osama bin Laden did it.
Even though there is NO connection between 911 and white dolphins!
Re:Why do we care all that much? (Score:5, Funny)
Because maybe one of those extinct species was good at statistics.
Huh (Score:4, Funny)
I kid, I kid.
Re:Why do we care all that much? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! (Score:1, Funny)
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Charlie Tuna mourns (Score:5, Funny)
I won't believe it until... (Score:3, Funny)
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I wish.
Oh, you meant the car. Sorry.
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Well that was plenty of enough time to evolve into something that can develop an industrial civilization and subjugate all other sentient beings.
If they didn't want to go extinct they could have spent all that time developing their own space program and left.
Or nuclear weapons depending if they were not in a "good mood" kind of species.
Well that sucks (Score:5, Funny)
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not only did the people who put it together get paid slave wages...
Man. Think how much cheaper our stuff from China would be if those silly Chinese stopped paying wages to their slaves. Sounds like they need an efficiency expert - or at least a dictionary.
You think the two Bob's would be available?
Damn! (Score:5, Funny)
So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can only say... (Score:5, Funny)
Agent Smith? Is that you?
Re:Oops! (Score:2, Funny)
Fixed
Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! (Score:5, Funny)
And keep in mind that all the other species on earth need us (or another species like us) and our clever monkey brains to figure out how to get off this rock before the sun explodes in a couple billion years. Otherwise all life that we know of will die and the whole entire exercise will have been pointless.
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Do you believe that I should get to, for example, kill and eat people less intelligent than me? Or perform painful experiments on them? Or wipe them them because I want to build and sell houses on the land where they're living now?
Well clearly not YOU. We are talking *advanced* brains here. So, steven hawking is free to kill and eat people. But not you.
Re:I can only say... (Score:3, Funny)
No animal intentionally lives in harmony with their environment. The only reason humans are causing a mass extinction rather than any other animal, is because we're considerably more efficient, so much so that we're in a different league entirely to other animals. The reason we're having problems is because of our success as a predator; we have to reign in our power considerably in order to prevent the destruction of the environment around us. Few species are capable of such restraint.