Verizon Can't Do Math 639
Blogger George Vaccaro recently had a problem with his Verizon based on an unfortunate miscommunication of currency. The crux of the matter was that he was quoted .002 cents per kilobyte for data during a trip to Canada but was charged .002 dollars. Normally this would have been an easy fix, however several humorous calls later the Verizon reps still were unable to discern between the difference between the two rates. You really have to hear it to believe it. Kudos George, you have the patience of a saint.
Re:But did he know? (Score:3, Insightful)
And if you'd listened to the audio you would know that they refuse to accept the price being
The only way he'll get this fixed (his bill adjusted to the price he was quoted) is to get Verizon's attention in the press. Or something.
Can you do math now?
Re:But did he know? (Score:3, Insightful)
No it isn't! When the clerk hands me too much change, the clerk gets screwed because their till comes out wrong and the store thinks they are skimming. This is morally equivilent to buying an item that you think may have been priced too low through a bureaucratic error. If you hesitate to do that, then think back to the last time that you heard of a company refunding money (voluntarily, not through a class-action suit) to customers because they accidently overcharged customers due to a bureaucratic error.
Works For Them (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Goddamn stupid morons.. (Score:2, Insightful)
How to bypass the problem (Score:4, Insightful)
"We're not speaking the same language..." (Score:1, Insightful)
I thought I'd had some bad 'phone service experiences, but this just takes the cake.
Re:But did he know? (Score:2, Insightful)
That's right, you would say that you got "20 cents" in change. You would not say "point 20 cents" or "point 2 cents".
Similarly, given $0.002, you ought to say "point 2 cents" or "point zero zero 2 dollars" - never "point zero zero 2 cents" as Verizon reps did repeatedly.
Re:But did he know? (Score:2, Insightful)
Whoever modded this up might work at Verizon.
What you said is all valid, but you said it as though it illustrates the problem. It doesn't.
Yes, $0.20 is the same as 20 cents. That's not disputed. The problem is that Verizon quoted (repeatedly) "0.002 cents", but charged "$0.002". "0.002 cents" can be rewritten as "$0.00002".
I would love to find out how this ends.
I am also considering sending a note to Verizon to find out whether they now know the difference. (Online contact form [verizon.com], mailing address varies by state, find yours here [verizon.com].)
Side note: Why doesn't the cent sign (" ") appear on /.? (I pasted one in between the quote marks on this line. But even using the escape code I found here [ascii.cl] doesn't work...
Re:But did he know? (Score:4, Insightful)
If someone else tried to do that to them, they wouldn't stand for it for a moment, and you know it.
Re:But did he know? (Score:5, Insightful)
That's because "cent" literally means "one-hundred". As in "per cent" (1% of a unit == 1/100th of that unit), or "centimetre" (1/100th of a metre). Thus, "cent" is already a fractional unit -- it's very name connotes that it is a 1/100th fraction of a larger unit (in this case, a dollar).
20 one-hundredths of a dollar (or 20 "cents") is thus correctly $0.20. There is no error is usage here -- the unit itself denotes the fractional part when written as a whole number of "cents".
It's no different than the fact that when we talk about a 2 000 000 000 Hz processor, we usually call it a "2GHz processor". The zeros didn't just disappear -- "G" represents "Giga", which is the prefix representing the large value of 10 to the 9th power.
As such, the error in this case is purely with the fact that the Verizon reps the gentleman spoke to have no idea what they're talking about, and get confused by a decimal point. They probably don't know how to cancel out the units in a multiplication: 0.002 cents/KB * 35893KB causes the KB on both sides to cancel out, leaving us with 0.002 * 35893 cents (== 71.78 cents). There is nothing to be confused with here -- you can't just multiply two numbers and then make up what unit you want it to represent because it's some unit you're comfortable with. I can't say that I'm charging someone 0.002 cents per KB for 35893KB, and then charge them 71.78 rutabegas. Or 71.78 emus. Or 71.78 Libraries of Congress.
Really, there is no excuse for this. Verizon should hire a grade 8 math teacher, and give their customer service staff a "how to use decimals and cancel units" math training day. I'll even volunteer to do it (although I'm over qualified). I'll even offer them a huge deal -- I'll just charge them 0.002 Gigacents an hour for my services.
Yaz.
Re:updates (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Type it into google (Score:2, Insightful)
The point is to keep your units explicit. Good habit to be in, makes calculations either nice and clean or obviously flawed.
-:sigma.SB
Re:Verizon makes this mistake all the time. (Score:5, Insightful)
The problem with them admitting defeat and actually charging the rate they've been speaking is that it makes them liable to charge the quoted rate to everyone else.
Imagine if they grabbed Johnny B., that guy over in tech support that has a math degree. He'd get on the phone and say, "Yeah, that's right, Verizon is quoting the wrong price, you should pay 72 cents."
Three days later, thousands of Verizon customers who were quoted the same rate demand equal compensation. Then Johnny B. has to find another low-wage job that has nothing to do with his major.
These reps could have secretly realized what they were saying, just as they were passing the call to their boss. No one wants to make the million dollar decisions, so playing dumb is better than playing unemployed.
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:2, Insightful)
Effectiveness (Score:3, Insightful)
https://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/contact/email
I really like the bananas explanation: Convert
Good luck everyone!
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:5, Insightful)
Really? In the U.S. it's pretty common to have unlimited Internet access for $40/month. Now, of course there are different definitions of "unlimited", but for the sake of argument let's say that I download for 1 hour every night - that's pretty reasonable, right? With a 256 kbit Internet connection (most people would have even faster than that) I could download a little over 100 MB in an hour. In a month, that'd be 3 GB. $40/month divided by 3 GB is 0.0013 cents per kilobyte. That's 1/1000 of a cent (not of a dollar), or less than what the guy in the story was quoted.
Or, think of it this way: the guy apparently downloaded 35893 kilobytes in a month. That's only ~36 megabytes - hardly anything! That's like downloading one album from the iTunes Music Store. And he was charged $72? No wonder he was mad.
5 megabytes for 10 cents is only cheap for a cell phone. For a shared home broadband connection it's pretty average.
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Verizon makes this mistake all the time. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:People are uneducated (Score:3, Insightful)
Nowadays I teach maths myself and emphasise the same point to my students.
Re:Pay them (Score:3, Insightful)
They (Verizon in this case) have all the power. When he doesn't pay, they can simply terminate his service. The continuity of service may be worth more than $71 to him.
Worse, they can probably (in according to the contract) increase the amount when paying late, put the matter in the hands of a collectors agency (which will charge even more) and register him on some blacklist.
As there will be no notice of the nature of the conflict, it will be difficult to get service from other companies just because he is noted as a bad debtor.
The consumer can only try to contest the claim. The company makes sure this is difficult by putting idiots in the callcenter that make him feel helpless and surrender.
Handling of e-mail and written letters usually is no better. He can write an elaborate message and still get a meaningless "we are sorry but the amount is $71" reply.
His only way to get some message through may be to pay the bill and terminate the contract, but even that may be unpractical (because it runs for several years and early termination is not possible or incurs an extra fee).
So, in fact he is completely dependent on the acts of the company and its stupid employees.
We see the same thing here with phone, cable, energy companies and over here it has started when businesses were being run "the American way". So probably it is more familiar to Americans.
Re:Morons (Score:2, Insightful)
brouhaha over outsourcing tech support (Score:2, Insightful)
anyway very hilarious
0.002 should be avoided (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Verizon makes this mistake all the time. (Score:2, Insightful)
Second of all, if people need a degree in mathematics to know the difference between
Re:Your primary mistake... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:My God ... where do tey find those guys? (Score:2, Insightful)
Where the real problems exist here (Score:4, Insightful)
No, it's not at all surprising.
This is the result of a whole generation of schoolkids who don't know how to do arithmetic. All they know how to do is work a calculator. These are not the same thing.
And it must be said that the customer here is really not very good at explaining the arithmetic. I understand that he is impatient, angry, resigned, but what he mostly does is repeat himself. He does not explain himself well at all.
Re:Type it into google (Score:4, Insightful)
She would instead type this:
$.002 cents per KB times 35893 KB
which leads to a nonsensical result (as well it should). That's the whole problem here - people like her who think that "$.002 cents" means something.
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:4, Insightful)
But that's not the point here. He asked them about the rate, and he thought that they had it wrong. Because they insisted that was the rate when he asked, he had them make note of it on his account before he even left on the trip. It absolutely doesn't matter whether it's a reasonable rate or not. If they quote you a price for something and put it in writing, and you ask them and prod them about the price because you think they're making a mistake and don't want to get things wrong, then they #$&! well better charge you that price. When someone agrees to sell you something for a certain price, they can't just go billing you 100x what they said they were going to charge after the fact. It's their responsibility to charge you a reasonable price, not your responsibility to pay something they consider reasonable after the fact regardless of what they said they were going to charge upfront.
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:3, Insightful)
Also, for what it's worth, most of the internet access providers DO have a cap on their "unlimited" access, you're just not likely to hit it unless you're downloading a fair amount of movies or other very large files.
Re:class action lawsuit in the works? (Score:2, Insightful)
Why let a telephone conversation go on this long? After two minutes I would have written a nice letter explaining things. Some things cannot be explained over the phone properly and this article highlights that fact.
Dear Sir,
Re:Morons (Score:3, Insightful)
And that's exactly the reason why European consumer protection laws require the price marking in supermarket to contain the price per a comparable unit, e.g. 100 grams or 1 kg.
Re:knowing verizon... (Score:3, Insightful)