Team Confirms UCLA Tabletop Fusion 354
An anonymous reader writes "A team of New York physicists has confirmed that a tabletop contraption made at UCLA does in fact generate nuclear fusion at room temperatures, using pairs of crystals and a small tank of deuterium. But unlike less reliable reports back in the 1980s, there's no talk this time of producing endless supplies of power. Rather, the technology could lead to ultra-portable x-ray machines and even a wearable device that could provide safe, continuous cancer treatment."
Tabletop fusion (Score:5, Funny)
I predict the #1 application for this technology (Score:2, Funny)
Better than two (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah well, now I'm going to use three!
What? (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, what? We finally got cold fusion, but 'batteries not included'?
Re:Better than two (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah well, now I'm going to use three!
Ahh...the old "razor company" method, eh?
Key chain application overlooked (Score:5, Funny)
Licensing... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Better than two (Score:4, Funny)
Darn (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Better than two (Score:5, Funny)
200,000 Electron Volts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:so is this (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well that settles it: Quod Erat Demonstrandum. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:has anyone seen... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Better than two (Score:5, Funny)
question (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083791/ [imdb.com]
Re:Oh great... (Score:3, Funny)
Tabletop Fusion (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Key Application Overlooked (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Key Application Overlooked (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Key Application Overlooked (Score:3, Funny)
Re: Use as weapons? (Score:4, Funny)
That's why we mount them on sharks' heads.
Re:tabletop fusion (Score:3, Funny)
And significantly more useful than the Smell-O-Scope!
They have... (Score:3, Funny)
it's called 'Beer'
Re:Key Application Overlooked (Score:4, Funny)
You misspelled 'bricks of marijuana.'
Ob. Ghostbusters Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I.
Dr Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Only time before... (Score:2, Funny)
sorry to tell you this.... (Score:1, Funny)
But you either:
a) Just got added to the NSA watch list
b) Got added to Usama's 'People I need to meet' list.