Christian Churches Celebrate Darwin's Birthday 1225
kthejoker writes "Today is the 197th anniversary of the great biologist Charles Darwin's birth. In response, some 450 Christian churches are celebrating Darwin's birth, saying, 'Darwin`s theory of biological evolution is compatible with faith and that Christians have no need to choose between religion and science.' There's also an interesting perspective on Darwinism and Christianity in the San Jose Mercury News."
Happy Birthday Darwin... (Score:2, Funny)
Reminds me of The Naked Gun... (Score:3, Funny)
Blind Faith standing over Skepticism and to save face as the outline of the body of Truth lies floating in the Bay the reponse can only be...
Doonesbury? (Score:5, Funny)
Doc: Well, I'm afraid you have tuberculosis. I need to know, are you a creationist?
Patient: What does that have to do with anything?
D: Well, I could give you the drugs that would cure Tuberculosis as it was discovered in 1937, or the modern drugs that treat the disease as it has evolved into today.
P: What's so great about the modern drugs?
D: They're intelligently designed...
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course he's "comparable" to Hitler: It is possible to compare Bush to Hitler: Bush is immensely less charismatic, competent or intelligent than Hitler.
Brought to you by the British campaign to eliminate idiotic American misuse of the word "comparable".
Re:standing up against the fundies.. (Score:3, Funny)
Agreed, and well put. In the same way, people will be put off Islam by the fundamentalists burning embassies because someone dared mock their religion.
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
I believe that Bush is comparable to Hitler, evolution is still an iffy theory (though creationism is ludicrous), the world isn't flat and that you are, quite clearly, an idiot.
How's that for bizarre?
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Holy fuck! Call in the Mythbusters! (Score:5, Funny)
Those sound like the kinds of questions that Adam and Jamie, the Mythbusters, need to be called in to answer!
Re:Doonesbury? (Score:5, Funny)
1st frame: A guy is giving a presentation to the reader, with a slide projector screen behind him. He says: "God created Man in His image."
2nd frame: shows the picture of a caveman
3rd frame: Guy says "then man evolved. As for God, we don't know."
I liked it a lot
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
I think you misspelled "abused".
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Because his sig says, and I quote, "I drive an SUV -- and I'm actually pretty proud of the fact."
Re:Holy fuck! Call in the Mythbusters! (Score:3, Funny)
A: What is a Holy fuck?
Alex Trebek appreciates that I put it in the form of a question.
Re:Christianity and Microsoft? - Embrace and Exten (Score:5, Funny)
So when will it be ready for the desktop?
Re:Sigh (Score:4, Funny)
Then it is news for nerds.
Re:Happy Birthday Darwin... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Holy fuck! Call in the Mythbusters! (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously, what God^Wthe Intellient Designer did as to remove a stem cell from the rib's marrow, delete the Y chromasome, duplicate the X chromosome, and implant the resulting cell into an appropriate womb (any large ape's would do).
Though somehow, I suspect that not all Christian fundamentalists would agree with this scenario.