Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans 625
iiii writes "According to a Yahoo News
story, half of the world's human population is infected with Toxoplasma,
a parasite shown to alter the brain function of rats, inducing them into behavior that benefits the parasite but is suicidal for the rat. So what affect does it have on humans? Article comes complete with Heinlein 'Puppet Masters' reference. I call dibs on using Toxoplasma as a name for my rock band."
Welcome... (Score:5, Funny)
You gotta have mind controollllllllll (Score:4, Funny)
Yet another proof... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:mind controlling bugs (Score:2, Funny)
Not me. I'm going to blame the parasite who hired me.
just a new name (Score:5, Funny)
'Toxoplasma'? I thought they were called politicians
(if only it was _only_ half of all humans
-wb-
No surprise here! (Score:5, Funny)
Bushoplasma (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nothing to see here... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:just a new name (Score:5, Funny)
Apologize to the parasites.
50% of humans found with cat parasite (Score:3, Funny)
Us males can't stop licking pussy!
It all makes sense! (Score:2, Funny)
the cats are behind it (Score:5, Funny)
Old ladies are obviously the most affected after a lifetime of exposure, but its only a matter of time before we all become food suppliers and grooming slaves to our cat overlords. Just look what happens to people when you show them pictures of fluffy kittens [google.co.uk], they go all gooey and unable to think straight - my girlfriend is a typical example, she defends her cats against any criticism, because they're so 'cute'.
We must act now, while some of us can still see what the cats are up to. We must destroy the cat menace!
Don't give Sony-BMG ideas! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Nothing to see here... (Score:3, Funny)
Crazy cat lady (Score:3, Funny)
Re:the cats are behind it (Score:3, Funny)
Where have you been? We've been trying to tell you for years that cats are evil.
Signed "Commander of Canine Resistence, Los Angeles Chapter",
"Long live the revolution!"
Re:the cats are behind it (Score:5, Funny)
This is not a dupe (Score:5, Funny)
All above posts are FUD (Score:5, Funny)
The earth is a battlefield, my friend. I'm going to get audited errrr tested.
Re:just a new name (Score:2, Funny)
Re:just a new name (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:5, Funny)
[Political/religious/OS statement]
woah (Score:4, Funny)
Score one for the cat haters (Score:2, Funny)
Most men will say most women are schizo.
The prosecution rests your honor.
Move along (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Welcome... (Score:3, Funny)
Sheesh, c'mon, as folllowers of gondii, they're peaceful toxoplasma.
Thank you, Slashdot editors (Score:5, Funny)
Suffice it to say I've been waiting to see a headline like "brain-controlling parasites control 50% of the human population" for a long time. Thank you, Slashdot editors.
So where did the other 27.001% come from... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Name taken (Score:3, Funny)
Better yet.. (Score:2, Funny)
Half your heads are belong to them.
Well... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Welcome... (Score:3, Funny)
Now we can be equally baffled about how the 2003 press articles suddenly appear on Yahoo/Slashdot.
Re:And the other half? (Score:2, Funny)
[Questions about #2's intellect]
Bacteria (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Name taken (Score:5, Funny)
Hey man, this is good shit.
Re:Name taken (Score:1, Funny)
Is that intentional irony, or merely an attempt to look smart gone ironically wrong?
Allergy Theory (Score:2, Funny)
Ever notice how people who are allergic to cats are
Re:Welcome... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This could not be news (Score:5, Funny)
No! Are you suggesting that Christianity is caused by rats? Please be so kind as to inform us which country you reside in, so that we can burn down your embassy and demand an apology from your government.
Re:just a new name (Score:2, Funny)
KHAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Let me introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form; what do you think? They've killed twenty of my people, including my beloved wife. Oh, not all at once and not instantly, to be sure. Their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness, paralysis -- and death. These are pets, of course -- not quite domesticated.
That's better! Now: tell me why you are here -- and tell me where I may find James Kirk.
Re:And the other half? (Score:1, Funny)
000001 A oldy but goody
Re:And the other half? (Score:5, Funny)
Error: division by zero signalled
Old news. (Score:3, Funny)
Dr. Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes Conrad: Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
Re:And the other half? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Welcome... (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Intelligent Design (Score:1, Funny)
Sincerely;
Commander Ripper
Re:And the other half? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Welcome... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Name taken (Score:2, Funny)
there are 11 types. those who can count in binary, those who'd love to. and those who have friends.
Re:Welcome... (Score:5, Funny)
To be safe, make sure you cook your cat feces to 170 degrees or higher before eating.
that's risktaking behavior (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:4, Funny)
[ non-sequitur afterthought that might have worked as a post all by itself, but fails when combined with the first statement ]
Re:And the other half? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And the other half? (Score:3, Funny)
[apology in advance to Davinci's Notebook [davincisnotebook.com]]
Re:And the other half? (Score:2, Funny)