Hemos from the peering-into-the-crevices dept.
MickDownUnder writes "Ever wondered what the moon smells like (and no it's not like wensleydale) ?
Or how good the skiing is there?
If you do decide to hit the lunar slopes you may want to take a torch with you in case you run into your own shadow."
Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?