Nemesis, the Sun's Binary Star Companion?

0xC2 writes "The Binary Companion or 'Nemesis' theory asserts that a yet-to-be discovered companion to our Sun may actually exist. Recent observations of two nearby stars (assumed companions) show debris disks 'strikingly like the Kuiper Belt int the outer part of our Solar System'. The Binary Research Institute site is devoted to the theory, and presents a concise introduction, list of evidence, and sample calculations in support of the theory. A fascinating read, although the physics and related calculations are not trivial." Has the 'unique theory on the internet' vibe to it, but interesting nonetheless.

Nemesis of Sun?

[Anonymous Coward]

Isn't that Microsoft? Oops... Wrong article...

Solar Evil?

[Ardeocalidus]

I sense an evil twin joke coming on.....

Internet bullshit pseudoscience

[MustardMan]

On a scale of "faked moon landing" to "electric universe", I rate this 'theory' a solid "roswell alien autopsy"

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[RequiemX]

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cool!

[patcito]

As the slashdot crowd is pretty much clueless about astronomy I expect lots of Funny rated comments to hide our ignorance on the subject, right guys?

Re:Solar Evil?

[spawnofbill]

So, does it have a goatee or what?

Sorry, had to.

Re:cool!

[ScentCone]

As the slashdot crowd is pretty much clueless about astronomy I expect lots of Funny rated comments to hide our ignorance on the subject, right guys?

You'd like to think so, wouldn't you? But as everyone knows, this is a matter for astrologers, which you clearly are not. Otherwise you'd know that making jokes about jokers joking to obscure their ignorance is itself merely a joke of an argument, so we cannot, even jokingly, take the argument in front of you.

Re:Internet bullshit pseudoscience

[geofferensis]

Is your Internet BS pseudo-science scale protected by some form of intellectual property law? I would very much like to use it to make some jokes with, but I don't want to run into any problems by infringing on your intellectual property.

Thank you,

Twin stars...

[Anonymous Coward]

Twins are hot!

That's not news.

[Anonymous Coward]

You guys heard that the Earth is flat, too, right?

Simple Calculations

[drgonzo59]

The site presents simple calculations to suppot their claim!

I would think for such a claim one would need more than just simple calculations .

But anyway, in other news: "Dark matter coming to a store near you."

Re:Solar Evil?

[Bonker]

Why, when there are so many Sailor Moon jokes that are begging to be made?

Re:Internet bullshit pseudoscience

[zippthorne]

I'd put it closer to "Da Vinci Code" on the scale.

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[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Internet bullshit pseudoscience

[Melfina]

"You laugh, but this guy has written his own book and everything. According to the summary of his book:"

Dr. Seuss has written books also~ :p

Re:Been there, done that, got the (novel)?

[miro f]

wait a second... in that novel Nemisis was on a collision course with our sun! We're all screwed!

HAL 9000 posting here,from the AE-35 antenna!!!!!!

[Anonymous Coward]

All these world are yours except Europa.
Use them together.
Use them in peace. :hammertime:

Score!

[NemesisStar]

I knew that getting this username before anyone else would one day pay dividends! Username/name of star are inspired by the Isaac Asimov novel "Nemesis" by the way.

Lame, lame

[hobuddy]

If the Sun turns out to be binary, what the hell will the Gentoo guys do, CCFLAGS="-Odamnimcold -DALPHA_CENTAURI -funroll-solar-panels"?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise

[tepples]

You mean this Capt. Picard [ytmnd.com]?

Re:Solar Evil?

[Mr. Bad Example]

> I sense an evil twin joke coming on.....

I bet Nemesis looks exactly like the Sun, but with a stylish 200,000-mile-wide Evil Spock goatee.

Re:Solar Evil?

[crutchman]

What if we have the left, or "sinister" twin, and they accidentally switched them at birth? I sure our real Sun would be pretty pissed about being locked in the attic all these years eating nothing but fish heads.

Let's see....a pun AND a Simpson's reference...that should be worth at least a 3! :-P