Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk 417
Ant writes "CNN reports that "sleep inertia" leaves some people so groggy, after they wake up, they might as well be drunk, researchers said on Tuesday. "For a short period, at least, the effects of sleep inertia may be as bad as or worse than being legally drunk," said researcher Kenneth Wright of the University of Colorado at Boulder."
Brilliant excuse (Score:5, Funny)
Remember Folks... (Score:5, Funny)
Wha....? (Score:5, Funny)
I have this stupid little dog that keeps waking up at night and yipping with this ear-piercing yelp. Something about taking a piss. I hate that little dog. Damn activists would have me in jail if I shot her, though.
So where's that coffee? Oh, here it is. Ahh.
Wow, what a stupid post. Better not press Submi...
So if you drink a lot... (Score:4, Funny)
Then in the US (Score:5, Funny)
Where's that Snooze button? (Score:4, Funny)
Problem Solving? COMPLEX THOUGHT?! EMOTIONS!?!?!?
Fuck that! I'm goin' back to bed!
Well, science says one thing... (Score:3, Funny)
This is news? (Score:1, Funny)
Scientist: Hey Bob I have an idea for a research proposal, but I'm going to need a big grant.
Boss: What's your idea?
Scientist: Well I want to study the effects of waking up.
Boss: Is this just an excuse for why you are always sleeping at your desk?
Scientist: *Looks guilty* N..No! I want to compare the effects to um.. Drunk Driving! Yeah I want to compare the effects of waking up to Drunk Driving thats it!
Re:Legally drunk? (Score:1, Funny)
And "legally blind" means your vision is just barely good enough to drive a car?
I was sleeping deeply (Score:5, Funny)
Things turned literal when my head met the window sill against which my bed lay.
I became semi-conscious, with blood streaming from my forhead, but couldn't move well because my right arm was still asleep.
Almost deathly so: my sleeping position had cut off circulation to the arm, apparently for a long time. The Sabbath dream had been my subconscious trying to 'rock' me into a different position. Later, when my arm functioned again and the bleeding stopped I thought, wow, that would have been pretty funny, if it hadn't happened to me...
Classic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:theolein reports on Common Sense (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone else here... (Score:5, Funny)
Justin.
Scientists with lots of time on their hands (Score:2, Funny)
For a short period, at least, the effects of sleep inertia may be as bad as or worse than being legally drunk," said researcher Kenneth Wright of the University of Colorado.
Is this one of these scientific tests that involve lots of alcohol and plenty of sleeping?
Re:It's unpleasantly like being drunk. (Score:2, Funny)
Not like being drunk at all (Score:5, Funny)
I must disagree with the article.
I hate waking up.
I see you're problem (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps you should find some other place to conduct that procedure. Most slashdotters do it in front of their PC at night, I think.
you're - "your" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just one of the reasons... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:theolein reports on Common Sense (Score:2, Funny)
Will the miracle discoveries of science never cease?
KFG
Re:Attestation (Score:4, Funny)
I haven't been to work since.
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:5, Funny)
When I'm drunk, I have this irrational and very strong urge to hook up with whatever woman looks strikingly attractive in the room. Raging ball of hormones.
When I'm waking up? are you kidding? I'm usually annoyed that the ugly troll of a thing sleeping next to me (who was strikingly attractive last night) has the nerve to have her arm draped over me.
Way, way different.
Re:Remember Folks... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's unpleasantly like being drunk. (Score:2, Funny)
p.s. i hate you for posting that DA reference first
Re:My afternoon nap (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I was sleeping deeply (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:2, Funny)
"She's looking good after NINE Coronas!"
Oblig. Futurama (Score:5, Funny)
Bender: Hey, what I don't do is none of your business!
Leela: Please, Bender, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself, then for the people who love you.
Re:So if you drink a lot... (Score:3, Funny)
I don't believe it... (Score:4, Funny)
yet the women I work with are consistently unattractive all day long.
Re:Totally Inaccurate Report (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm sure I read this yesterday on the BBC site (Score:2, Funny)
Just the thought of that gives me the willies. I think I'm more comfortable with "slashdot's team of investigative reporters on crack."
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:4, Funny)
OK, seeing as how this is Slashdot let me load your post into vim and make a run through the standard few corrections to translate for the majority slashdot crowd:
We already proved this... (Score:4, Funny)
"Wake Up!!! Wake Up!!! What's the captial of Paris? What's the captial of Paris? What's the captial of Paris?"
"Uhh, duhhh, uhhh, France!, uhh, no, no, Paris, uhh France?"
or even
"Wake Up!!! Wake Up!!! The Zebras have escaped!! The Zebras have escaped!! The Zebras have escaped!!"
"Uhh, uhh, Zebras, oh no, shit, Zebras, where, no, shit, what, Zebras?"
There's definatly a period of a few seconds after waking up when you have no idea what's going on around you. (And it's even worse when a bunch of gits start taking advantage of the fact.)
Re:Just one of the reasons... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Its just like... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno, my brother used to fall asleep in the shower in the morning.
-mattew
No kidding (Score:4, Funny)
My theory is there's a boot-period for your brain just like a boot period when your computer turns on. The first five minutes after waking is POST, kernel module loading, login, starting the desktop...
Morning? (Score:3, Funny)
Beer! It's the reason I get up in the afternoon!
Re:Brilliant excuse (Score:3, Funny)
One of those nights where you go to bed with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley.
Re:No kidding (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I was sleeping deeply (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Remember Folks... (Score:4, Funny)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming and helpless, like his passengers.
Re:I was sleeping deeply (Score:4, Funny)
I'm taking a nap. I start having a dream that a spider is builing a web attached to my nose. I wake up and find... it's TRUE! Some stupid spider had just got done running an anchor line from my nose to the ceiling.
I don't move in my sleep (I wake up to turn over). I guess the spider thought I was dead.
Re:British army (Score:3, Funny)