Mysterious MilkyWay Warp Finally Explained?

* * Beatles-Beatles writes to tell us Space.com is reporting that scientists think that a collision between mysterious 'dark matter' and two of the Milky Way's nearby neighbors may be causing our galaxy to warp 'like a vinyl record left out in the hot Sun.' From the article: 'The warp is most clearly visible in a thin disk of hydrogen gas that extends across the entire 200,000-light-year diameter of the Milky Way. Viewed sideways, one half of the hydrogen disk appears to stick up above our galaxy's plane of stars and gas, while the other half dips below the plane for a bit and then rises upward again farther away from the galaxy's center.'"

hmm

[Anonymous Coward]

Perhaps this is because the two-thirds of the people on Earth are fat [newyorker.com]. This could result in the part of the galaxy that Earth is located in to be weighed down which is warping the entire Milky Way.

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I'll say it for the under 30 crowd

[ackthpt]

'like a vinyl record left out in the hot Sun.'

What's a vinyl record?

;-)

Article summary in Limerick form

[melvin xavier]

There might a crash in the stars
Whose damage leaves oddly-shaped scars
Astronomists patter,
"It might be dark matter
That's making the warp so bizarre!"

Re:**Beatles (thread to be bitchslapped in 3..2..)

[Cattywampus]

Oh, great.

You've gone and mentioned your UID.

Now all the old farts with the five-digit-or-less UIDs are going to come out of the woodwork.

Why the world is so screwed up

[raider_red]

I guess we should have known. The whole friggin' galaxy is warped.

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Vinyl tracks

[suso]

causing our galaxy to warp 'like a vinyl record left out in the hot Sun.'

Now that's what I call an extended LP.

Re:I'll say it for the under 30 crowd

[dgatwood]

Ob. Futurama reference:

That must be an old pronunciation of compact disc. You know, kind of like you're always saying ask instead of axe?

Re:**Beatles (thread to be bitchslapped in 3..2..)

[Rob Bos]

*shakes his cane*

young'in.

Re:At it again...

[plaxion]

"The real question is this: What the hell do the beatles and science have in common?"

Umm... as I recall, they sang 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'... though it's still debated whether what they were singing about falls under the field of astronomy or that of chemistry. ;)

Re:I'll say it for the under 30 crowd

[ozmanjusri]

What's a vinyl record?

If you were English, you'd be saying "What's a hot sun?"

Further Research Shows

[Timberwolf0122]

The additional mass and friction with dark matter is not only causing the milkway to warp like a record in the sun but also results in the milkyway playing at 45 speed unlike other LP class galaxies that naturaly travel at 78.

Re:I'll say it for the under 30 crowd

[HermanAB]

What is a Sun? Some newfangled PDP11?

Re:specifics on my subpar meat propaganda, please.

[quokkapox]

I don't even know where to begin with this crap, and it's not worth my time. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timecube [wikipedia.org]. Actually don't do that, it will make you worse.

Re:I'll say it for the under 30 crowd

[Burb]

Dear Roy Castle.

I have a black phonographic disk with a hole in it. Is this a record?

Re:**Beatles (thread to be bitchslapped in 3..2..)

[dair]

young'in.

Get the hell off my lawn!

*shakes his cane*

[tgd]

you're the young'in

Subliminal messages?

[CrimsonScythe]

* * Beatles-Beatles writes to tell us Space.com is reporting that scientists think that a collision between mysterious 'dark matter' and two of the Milky Way's nearby neighbors may be causing our galaxy to warp 'like a vinyl record left out in the hot Sun.'

Oh, let me guess... That wouldn't happen to be a Beatles record, now would it?