Raining Extraterrestrial Microbes in Kerala? 255
jdfox writes "World Science is reporting on a controversial paper to be published shortly in the peer-reviewed research journal Astrophysics and Space Science, describing a strange red rain that fell in India in 2001, shortly after a meteor airburst event in the area. The authors posit that the red particles found in the raindrops may be extraterrestrial microbes. The authors' last two papers on the subject were unpublished: this published paper is more cautious. The paper can be viewed online, and should obviously be considered in context. More info on the 'panspermia' hypothesis can be found at Wikipedia."
Great. Space herpes. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh That Intelligent Designer... (Score:4, Funny)
Case closed! Who wants lunch?
Pern? (Score:4, Funny)
sing along~ (Score:2, Funny)
First ... (Score:2, Funny)
Venus (Score:5, Funny)
I for one .... (Score:2, Funny)
Ah well
Nonsense (Score:5, Funny)
The red particles that landed in sector omega-3 were obviously not a virus know as MindGobblers designed to manipulate the portions of your puny brains involved with sensory reception effectivly allow us to transform you into a slave race.
I suggest you fellow humans all make bad jokes about human researcher and realize his findings are not true.
Quick, geeks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Red particles... (Score:3, Funny)
Didn't this happen back in the 80's?
Oh wait, that was a flock of seagulls.
(OK, I'm sorry already, jeez)
Good grief - more stuff sent to India (Score:2, Funny)
I guess we're safe.
This could be more serious than we thought... (Score:3, Funny)
I was going to post a longer comment, but two Marine officers have arrived at my house in an unmarked car. All they said was:
"Dr Titzandkunt? There's been a fire."
Gotta go!
T&K.
Intelligent Design (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First ... (Score:1, Funny)
A great target.
we have just entered a distinct era in history (Score:2, Funny)
Now, we will never know what they wanted, and their friends will believe that we shot them down...
Re:Contradicts Intelligence (Score:1, Funny)
Their is a mountain of scientific evidence that supports ID, and very little scientific evidence to support science. The evidence cleary shows that god created earth, and everyone on it in less then a week. It also shows that everyone on this planet is related (and thus comiting sin every time they have sex), that god likes incest (he created eve from adam, so technecally, eve is adams daughter), and that god is so evil he will kill you, and your family if you dont pray to him. Furthermore, rain is really god pissing, and the universe is held together by evil religous terrorists called vaticinions. This particle in the universe is why the universe doesnt fall apart, and why scientist can never understand the universe. The vaticinion particles can only be seen by true believers.
Luckely for all of us, this god seems to have died out a few thousand years ago, proving that god really was just a alien, and that the religions his race spawned are evil fanatics for their evil army of galatic war, rape, and piliging.
Re:Sauce (Score:2, Funny)