New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found 200
mystyc writes to tell us that scientists at Johns Hopkins have improved upon their original "mighty mice" discovery. Teamed with the biotech firm MetaMorphix and pharmaceutical company Wyeth, they have found a new agent that interacts with the muscle-limiting protein myostatin that was able to trigger a 60% increase in muscle size after just two weekly injections.
Gotta love the scroll wheel. (Score:5, Funny)
Mighty Mouse Theme (Score:2, Funny)
Investigation... (Score:4, Funny)
MLB (Score:2, Funny)
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Give some to the depressed hamsters? (Score:5, Funny)
Keeping Score (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, am investing in explosive mousetraps.
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I wonder if the governor of California reads slashdot.
And then there's all the spam - "Proven formula. mix this new M1GHT7 M0U53 formula with V14GR4 and really amaze her! 60% larger."
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I am writing in regards to your inquiry about compensation for your recent affliction of horrible cancers. I am afraid we must reject any request for compensation. If you will refer back to the release you signed before submitting to our experiments, you will find that you stated that you understood all the risks and possible side effects of the injection and would not hold Johns Hopkins responsible for any adverse effects. In summary, I am sorry about your sickness; and I hope you can see that while this injection will eventually bring about your untimely death, you were able to dispense some mouse justice prior to your illness.
Sincerely yours,
G. Figley Whitesides
Attorney at Law
Re:Keeping Score (Score:4, Funny)
We're doomed!
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The End of Roadkill (Score:3, Funny)
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Johns Hopkins Wrestling Team wins national championships.
Re:Give some to the depressed hamsters? (Score:2, Funny)
--Neth
The end of brawn above brains? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, the dilution of kudos! How the mighty are fallen...
Magic! (Score:1, Funny)
A better moose trap (Score:3, Funny)