Alaskan Cyclotron - Not in My Backyard! 392
j-beda writes "Wired reports that "Albert Swank Jr., a 55-year-old civil engineer in Anchorage, Alaska, is a man with a mission. He wants to install a nuclear particle accelerator in his home." To be used to create medically useful isotopes, and even though some of the neighbours are supportive, opponents "compared potential damage from a cyclotron mishap to the Three Mile Island nuclear reactor accident" though an expert says "Probably the worst thing that could happen with small cyclotrons is that the operator might electrocute themselves." It looks like the Anchorage Assembly plans to hold an public hearing on December 20 to determine whether Swank will be permitted to install the device."
May be he should have opeted for a Brige (Score:5, Funny)
This the same lawmakers who wanted a A bridge to nowhere [salon.com] costing $941 Million?
NIMBY YIMBY (Score:2, Funny)
I'd put a skateboarding halfpipe next to him, maybe that will improve the area.
The real question, (Score:5, Funny)
Back Yard science (Score:5, Funny)
I have read about a kid building a reactor from smoke detectors [dangerousl...tories.org], and the NZ guy who built his own cruise missile [interestingprojects.com].
I sense a business opportunity for lead lined garden housing
Also, didn't Young Einstein manage to split the beer atom in his? (and with a hammer and chisel if I remember rightly)
dihydrogen monoxide (Score:3, Funny)
Great .. now this will (Score:3, Funny)
no negative effects? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:(What do you care about the subject for?) (Score:5, Funny)
I think it was more that if you went to your hospital and said you were in for an NMR, you might have received something other than a Nuclear Magnetic Resonance scan...
Don't cross the streams....It would be bad. (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I.
Dr Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Re:Three Mile Island (Score:5, Funny)
I'll show myself out.
Re:(What do you care about the subject for?) (Score:3, Funny)
Oblig. Futurama Quote (Score:5, Funny)
NRA Guy: "Well, first off, we're gonna get rid of that three day waiting period for mad scientists."
Farnsworth: "Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!"
NRA Guy: "Amen, brother. I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax. For duck huntin'."
This story made me think of this. Am I the only one?
Re:Wont happen (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I can understand the hold (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can understand the hold (Score:5, Funny)
out of this world (Score:2, Funny)
Or send himself to another world! [apple2.org.za]
Re:I can understand the hold (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Three Mile Island (Score:4, Funny)
Tes
Cellphones (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know about cancer, but I've seen evidence that cellphones fry your brain, based on the extreme stupidity of the users.
Admittedly, I never saw them before they got their phones.
No big deal (Score:3, Funny)