Artificial Tornadoes 267
An anonymous reader writes "This inventor is working on a method of creating artificial tornadoes to generate electricity which he calls the "Atmospheric Vortex Engine". He is claiming that it is possible to create a man-made tornado and use wind turbines to capture the energy from the tornado. On the website there is some video footage of some experimental tornadoes that were generated in a prototype vortex tower in Utah. There seem to be several recent media references to his work including The
Economist and The Guardian.
Sounds like an interesting idea for a renewable energy source, but what happens if one of these tornadoes gets away?"
Natural disasters on demand! (Score:5, Funny)
That idea just blows me away (Score:2, Funny)
Cereal Box? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great for Electricity but... (Score:3, Funny)
This begs for the... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, what evil overlord would miss such an opportunity?
If they escape... (Score:3, Funny)
ask hollywood (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know, but I'm sure Jerry Bruckheimer will tell us, one of these years.
In Other News (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"What happens if..." (Score:5, Funny)
Fear the artificial vortices!
It is already a weapon. (Score:4, Funny)
If a weatherman from Pocatello, ID can figure it out surely you can too! Now we know the technology exists to have a tornado take out anyone, anywhere at anytime.
Re:Runaway tornados? I think not.. (Score:2, Funny)
Tornado Hot Poney (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Finally... (Score:2, Funny)
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
TOMADOES? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That idea just blows me away (Score:5, Funny)
Re:TOMADOES? (Score:1, Funny)
Energy from placement of trailer parks.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Conservation of Energy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great for Electricity but... (Score:2, Funny)
One pro-nuke physicist and one anti-nuke physicist are arguing.
So the pro-nuke physicist says "Go calculate the radiation exposure and tell if you'd rather sleep with a woman or a nuclear reactor."
The anti-nuke physicist does it and comes back.
He says "Well, I'd still rather sleep next to a woman, but I wouldn't want to sleep with two."
Wouldn't it be cheaper... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That idea just blows me away (Score:3, Funny)