Is SETI a Security Risk? 527
Dotnaught writes "Richard Carrigan, a particle physicist at the US Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois, fears the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) may be putting the earth at risk. As reported in the Guardian, Carrigan frets that alien radio signals could pose a security risk. The report cites a 2003 paper entitled "Do potential Seti signals need to be decontaminated?" but Carrigan's website has more details. Basically, he's calling for isolation of SETI computers and additional security measures. He writes, "To paraphrase Cocconi and Morrison for the possibility of a malevolent SETI signal ...the probability of a contaminated SETI signal is difficult to estimate; but if we never consider it the chance of infection is not zero."" Frankly, I'm more worried about some phishing malcontent then I am about the Grays, but maybe that's just me.
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:4, Funny)
This is ridiculous (Score:5, Funny)
They're thinking all wrong. (Score:5, Funny)
You can thank me for this information (Score:5, Funny)
They also recently developped antitinfoil penetration technology, so those of you who are using this means of protection are now vulnerable.
These beings will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of your colon!
Consider yourselves warned.
WHOA.... (Score:4, Funny)
Bigger problems. (Score:2, Funny)
Has anyone been 'round to the local galactic administrative office lately? Anyone?
Does this give new meaning to the phrase.... (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like a job for OpenBSD. (Score:5, Funny)
That'll help prevent interstellar buffer overruns 'sploits!
Either that or we'll send them Theo de Raadt.
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, we all know from Independence Day that the aliens use Mac OS.
An Open Letter (Score:5, Funny)
You keep doing particle Physics, and we'll keep doing Computer Science.
Love,
The Computer Scientists
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:4, Funny)
Is that because his PC couldn't deal with numbers that small?
Re:Hmm... Is it just me or is this guy... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, he's clearly a nutjob. If SETI signals contain anything it'll be adverts for penis enlargement.
Re:Threshold (Score:3, Funny)
Eat at Earth (Score:3, Funny)
"Eat at Earth".
And even if they do not want to eat us, who says we won't want to eat them. If Broccoli based aliens land on Earth, I will become a mass serial killer running around with a jar of cheese whiz!
..and also psychic. (Score:5, Funny)
There really is no need for remote infiltration of the OS, since high school students have been doing it for years. Why would first (acknowledged) contact be to give a virus to Windows users? It is like pouring salt in the ocean.
You forgot the obvious... (Score:4, Funny)
Since mankind came about through "Intelligent Design", so will the aliens. And hence it's natural that their Intelligent Design also led them to having Windows (completely independently developed - but still the same thing - it's in our eternally unchangeable intelligently designed genes, remember?)
*smile*
Somehow I wouldn't be quite so surprised if it really turned out the guy would be a creationist...
Snow Crash? (Score:4, Funny)
GREETING AND HELLO (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:5, Funny)
IIRC the Great Wall's effects expires with the discovery of metallurgy.
Who cares? (Score:4, Funny)
Any aliens that are 10, 100 or 1000 years ahead of us technologically... well, the 10-year-ahead aliens probably know how to wipe out every computer on earth within 2 minutes. The 100 and 1000 years-ahead aliens almost certainly aren't backwards compatible enough.
Intergalactic Investment Opportunity! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:A far greater risk... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Eat at Earth (Score:3, Funny)
No. You will become a terrorist. Cheez Whiz is clearly a WMD.
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:5, Funny)
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Dear SETI employee. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Chicken and Egg. (Score:5, Funny)
Then an armada of warships bearing atomizer rays and a bunch of very annnoyed aliens arrives...
So that explains it... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, it worked in "Independence Day" (Score:2, Funny)
If I remember correctly, Jeff Goldblum's character in "Independence Day" was able to pwn the alien mothership by uploading a virus to it from his Macintosh PowerBook. Clearly, computer systems are interoperable galaxy-wide at a fundamental level. Perhaps Windows has even evolved independently on many different planets. In any case, we're clearly in deadly danger.
The big question, of course, is what the aliens will do once they've taken over our PCs. My guess is that they'll use them to send spam. The danger is that by the time our inboxes start filling with tentacle-enlargement spams and three-headed lizard porn, it will be too late for us to do anything.
Thanks! (Score:3, Funny)
I hope you're happy.