ScuttleMonkey from the losing-flavor-on-a-gunstock-overnight dept.
IEBEYEBALL writes "The Army is developing a new chewing gum to help soldiers fight dental problems in the field. The gum takes the place of brushing teeth, which the soldier in a combat situation might not have time or means to do. This sounds like the perfect solution for the geek on the go!"
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.