Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design 2136
kwietman writes "The Kansas State Board of Education voted 6-4 to allow science students in public schools to hear materials critical of evolution in biology classes. The new curriculum mentions that theories of life arising from similar building-block molecules through purely random processes can be challenged by recent findings in the fossil record and by molecular biology. Not all were happy, however. 'This is a sad day. We're becoming a laughingstock of not only the nation, but of the world, and I hate that,' said board member Janet Waugh. The new standards will be used in statewide standardized testing; the students are still expected to know 'basic evolutionary principles.' As part of the decision, the Board of Education also went so far as to redefine science itself, saying that it is 'no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.'"
Not surprising (Score:5, Funny)
Hey Kansas! (Score:5, Funny)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!
-- The World
Cue the jokes about... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank God (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good For Them (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good For Them (Score:5, Funny)
as usual on slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Darwinism (Score:5, Funny)
Or as an alternative...
"'Science'? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Re:2006 election (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh (Score:2, Funny)
Road map for the future. (Score:3, Funny)
on next week's agenda, they redefine education to be 'no longer limited by such trivial things as facts and the truth. Education will be a wholesome, enriching, and upstanding kind of thing.'
the week after that they will be voting on whether or not it should be mentioned in sex-ed that nocturnal emission's are the devil's work and if they should require that santa claus's personal history be included in every history curriculum.
Re:Mind-boggling (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Darwinism (Score:5, Funny)
"Okay, you're gonna want to sit down for this."
Re:Jesus? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:definition of evolution (Score:5, Funny)
Sigh. Yes, sadly I have, but the Cardinal only moved him to a different church as punishment.
jk
New bumper sticker (Score:5, Funny)
"If you can read this, you are not from Kansas"
Re:Jesus? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Darwinism (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:5, Funny)
Just goes to show ... the Board of Education will end up doing more damage to the US than any terrorist group could ever have hoped for. "Get 'm while they're young ..."
... and it's spreading ... (any errors in translation from the french are my responsibility)
Is there no end to this, [tt]abernac?!?Re:Not surprising (Score:2, Funny)
After all, living in Kansas they're probably convinced the world is flat, too...
Hey, in Kansas, the evidence is on their side.
It gets even more comical (Score:3, Funny)
Yes! That's right! Fred Flinstone is a non-fictional work!
If you want more good laughs read on here [creationevidence.org] (click on Excavations in the left column for the above). It's FAQ even goes as far as Environmental (Global Warming) and Space! Because the creator is an expert on both
It's amazingly silly. What's bad is apprantly kids are taken on fieldtrips there, and told that's what the science community believes.
Humans and Dinosaurs SIDE BY SIDE!!!
Dear Kansas (Score:1, Funny)
C. Sense...hmm...better make that Common S.
Re:Darwinism (Score:5, Funny)
ban quantum mechanics next? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Misleading headline (Score:5, Funny)
Excellent! So now student "science" fair projects can be about... well, pretty much anything!
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Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:5, Funny)
You sir, are a genius.
Re:Cause the Bible is translated wrong (Score:2, Funny)
So that's why he's so cranky sometimes!
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:5, Funny)
What does "the heart of america" nonsense really mean? Do you mean rural america or are you trying to lay claim to being a part of some moral majority? Did the founding fathers label some particular part of the United States as the heart and other parts as some other kind of body part? I think you've been watching to many chevrolet advertisments.
One thing's for certain; nobody is labeling rural america as the "brain of america", and with kansas on your side, that's not likely to change anytime soon.
Re:New bumper sticker (Score:1, Funny)
1985: If you can read this, thank a teacher.
2005: If you can read this, thank God.
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Let me see if I understand this right.
We're forced to pick god or evolution.
God. evolution. god. Evolution. Damn.
Re:Correction. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not surprising (Score:4, Funny)
Intelligent Design Hindu Philosophy (Score:1, Funny)
At the beginning of the process of creation, Brahma created ten Prajapatis, who are believed to be the fathers of the human race.
He also created the seven great sages or the Saptarishi to help him create the universe.
Thus the universe was born!!
Realize the truth - be a Hindu.
More details, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma_(god) [wikipedia.org]
Re:What about Atheists? (Score:1, Funny)
Moses made it and the crumbled ruins of the original are kept in the Ark of the Covenant - NOT stored in a "museum" but a top-secret government warehouse that you would know about if your f-ing parents let you skip church to watch the Christian documentary, "Raiders of the Lost Ark". Duh.
Re:An Atheist accepts your apology in good nature (Score:3, Funny)
As a cthuluist I just pray that I am last to be devoured by the eldric horror in the ocean.
Re:Hey Europe! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:5, Funny)
What a clever and intelligent response. Did you go to school in Kansas?
Re:Even better (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:3, Funny)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Does Exist (Score:5, Funny)
~S
Re:independent thought (Score:0, Funny)
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:2, Funny)
Because they're biscuit-sized and shaped, it had to be proven to the authorities (whomever they may be) that Jaffa Cakes were in fact cakes - they were threatened with a name change to "Jaffa Biscuits". I believe that this is because it's not a common occurance for Jaffa Cakes to last more than a few minutes after the packet has been opened...
Mmmmm....
Re:You are only hurting yourself you know.... (Score:2, Funny)
But they're fairies, they have special wings.
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Re:Correction #2. (Score:2, Funny)
Only because you can't think up anything we didn't come up with first
What books? (Score:3, Funny)
Missed a few... (Score:2, Funny)
1) Humans are important, humans live on earth => earth is more important than anything else => in particular, more important than the sun => sun revolves around the earth. Isn't that what an Intelligent Creator would do? This is the theory of Intelligent Spin.
2) The Intelligent Falling Theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_Falling [wikipedia.org]
3) Intelligent Mathematics. Math is complicated. Therefore it must have been Intelligently designed. In particular, irrational numbers can't exist. An intelligent creator wouldn't invent them. After all, can you hold pi apples in your hand? No? Didn't think so. Therefore they don't exist
4) Intelligent Quantum Mechanics - all them particle things - see, they're not doing quantum mechanics. No electron shall decay to a stable orbit unless God's finger pushes it there.
5) Intelligent Chaos. Chaos is complicated. Hence it must have been Intelligently Designed.
6) Walking and chewing gum at the same time is complicated (for a proponent of ID). Clearly then, walking/chewing gum were Intelligently Designed activities.
7) Intelligent Thermodynamics - heat doesn't just "flow". It is "pushed" along by Angels of the Lord.
8) Intelligent Osmosis - particles are pushed through a cell membrane by the finger of the Lord.
*sigh* This is too depressing. I don't want to give those *string of contemptuous expletives deleted* any more new ideas.